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That's spot-on if you think about it. That's like a one in a....
Oh, crud.
(PETER GlGGLES)
But I warned you.
That makes sense
And there was a bear.
...if we get into a fight, don't go for my face.
Listen, did you remember to TiVo Judge Mathis?
Septembrie 11, 2001
-Figures. -But I do have your cell phone for you.
-Who are you? -My name is Ethan Tremblay.
-Really? -Yeah.
(OVER RADIO) --of a gentle coast
-lnteresting. -Yep.
-TV? -Yeah.
Peter, that man was handicapped.
-I got some snacks. -Yes, I see.
-No. -Yes.
Okay.
I think it tastes delicious.
He'll just start beating off.
Right.
You should. I was all out, so I used the coffee you brought.
Now, if you're gonna travel with me to Los Angeles...
Yes. Yes, we are.
Because I'm a pig. I'm an asshole. I'm working on it.
DARRYL : Oh, yeah, that was February. We was in San Diego.
Read the material over and over again. The entire script, if at all possible.
He chews the cord.
I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet.
ETHAN : Here we go. -Uh-oh. He's looking right at me.
ETHAN : When's the last time you saw him?
I didn't sleep last night. I'm gonna try now.
Oh, jeepers creepers. He's right, he's right.
Okay. Okay. Let's just hit the road then, right?
(VOMITING)
Yeah, we're good.
"Art-Art-bo-Bart, Banana-Fana-fo-Fart."
We good?
Goddamn it. No.
(ETHAN WHlSTLING)
Hey, sweetheart.
So whatever you need to do to fix between you and DeBarge, you need to fix it.
My dad would never do that. He loved me.
The thing is, we didn't mean to end up here.
-And we're gonna ask to turn around. -Perfect.
Mom? He's at the Grand Canyon.
No, it's such a pretty name.
What was the site called?
Oh.
Aren't you closing? Is it gonna take a long time?
(COUGHING)
-Wow. -Hand me Sonny, please.
Look at this, Sonny.
How have you made it? How have you not run yourself over?
1 977.
-lt doesn't sound like an actor's name. -Ethan Chase does.
And I know that because right next to you there's a bear.
I'm not really 23 years old.
(ETHAN WHEEZING AND COUGHING)
Septembrie 6, 2001
-A No-Fly list? You? -Yeah, and it just--
Dr. Greene says it happens all the time.
(BUZZES)
But let me ask you: Doesn't it burn you up that she's getting a C-section?
At least he tasted good.
I find that the high is a bit shapeless.
My daddy died.
I saw it on the plane and I didn't wanna be alone.
Sixty bucks.
Headahot
But I gotta tell you something, mister.
You get so carried away sometimes.
-Will you please--? -It's Reggie.
No matter how many times you ask, that's my answer.
Septembrie 14, 2001
I have seven stitches in my armpit. Does that answer your question?
Sonny, we'll be right back, okay?
(DOG WHIMPERS & ETHAN GASPS)
And by the way, it's been a fucking pleasure.
Just trying to commit to the new name.
And...
What is going on?
Can I see your passports?
You better check your survey before you wreck your survey
Hey, you wanna ride with us?
No way l'd see my kid if you hadn't done that.
Would you and your friend mind stepping to the front of the plane?
When a day starts like this, it's all uphill from here.
disnuts
Peter? Peter, are you okay?
Give me these guys.
Are you gonna stare at me?
(LAUGHING)
Hey, fellas, it's gonna be a minute. It's my wife. She wants a divorce.
-What? -You won't believe it. My water broke.
Have you ever been to the San Diego Zoo?
We've had our bumps in the road, but he's not gonna leave me."
I say when we close. I got reservations at Chili's. I'm meeting my boys.
(ETHAN GRUNTS)
In fact, I don't know how or why...