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-Stay away from me. ETHAN : But I found something of yours.
You spit on your own window.
If she says his name, I'll freak out.
All or nothing. Action.
Bye, Daddy.
You don't know where you're going. No ID.
Again, no thank you.
...in all of my 23 years!
Yeah. Good to go.
-You and his wife exchange e-mails? -Yeah.
Let's hit the road. I can do that any time.
What kind of business?
-Did I snore last night? -Mm-hm.
-Is that where you're going? PETER : Mm-hm.
Shit! I did not know that this whole fucking time.
-Yes. Of course. Yes, yes. PETER : Good.
(CROWD SCREAMS)
I started it at an internet café.
-Would you mind? -I'm hitting it.
Action.
That we were throwing them back. Getting wasted, having a good time.
-Then don't take me to a Waffle House. -Shut up!
I need you to drive, but we gotta go.
Okay.
You wanna turn around?
It's just such a big decision, you know?
-I know. I know that part. -Don't you listen to anything?
-So that's what I'm dealing with. -Oh, my God.
Because I lost my dad, I don't want you to leave me right now.
We should just stick with the plan, you know?
-lt was the greatest ever. -Thank you.
Why you making a pit stop in Birmingham? We gotta make time.
Nice to meet you too. Let's get that baby out of your vagina.
Everybody wants to be up. Nobody wants to be down.
-Okay, look-- No. Me first. -Please, can I--?
-This is your bag? -That's not--
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
Septembrie 21, 2001
Beware. I'm warning you, don't go to Hollywood.
"Nothing" is right.
I was thinking about your wife and Darryl, Darryl getting your wife pregnant.
Bust into the locker room and fire the guys up.
Son of a bitch.
Hey. Ethan.
Hey, Ramon. He wants to talk to his consulate.
-On Friday. That's who the monkey's for. -Oh, really?
No, don't--
Nice perm, man. Well done. Well done on that perm.
I love you, dude.
You're acting like a girl out there. What are you, a girl or something?
-Stay away from me. -Jeez Louise, are you okay?
-That was good. Very good. -That was hilarious.
-I'm gonna turn it off. -They get uneasy...
I once ate a foot-long corn dog on a nude beach.
Oh, I know that shit hurt, huh?
Your Sick
She looks sad as shit
And in the end, he was enjoyed as coffee.
Is that a drainage ditch coming up?
We're not going to the Grand Canyon.
Septembrie 23, 2001
-You? -I kept some.
...as you know, we're engaged.
My name's Ethan. Ethan Tremblay.
Well, I apologize. I'm sorry.
Help!
No idea.
Septembrie 5, 2001
That's good.
-She said that? -Yeah, she hit me in a e-mail.
I'll give you one more shot. It's Super Bowl Sunday.
-I wasn't thinking. -Right.
I'm not an accountant. I'm not even Jewish.
-The gentleman I just interviewed. -I've never seen that dipshit before.
Grand Canyon. Known fact.
-What? -Yes.
I didn't think it was loaded. Pull over.
-So if we could just.... Thanks. -I understand. God, I totally understand.
"Pray you, avoid it."
We should do it again. Go across country again.
-Let's get out of here. -Hey, sport?
-Come on, let's get out of here. -What the fuck?
Are you all right? Are you sure?
Yeah, but come on, you don't see it?
Oh, my God. Ethan, I dreamt this.
You stepped on my Capezios. Okay, okay, okay!
What about the dog, does he have glaucoma?
Then I see you. Remember, when we jackknifed together?