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What happened?
-Let's get you cleaned up. Right? -Great. Yeah.
Each other's ejaculate?
Make sense?
Oh, shoot.
-That so? -I'm hearing a lot of chatter...
-My dad used to say it. -No, it's all downhill from here.
What about your friend, does he have glaucoma too?
-Yes. -How much did you spend on marijuana?
-Hold Sonny. -Nope.
...and I can't get to you.
Nobody gets perms anymore.
Fucking idiot.
...okay, listen.
Sixty bucks for gas, food, lodging, everything?
It has all of my information.
You're sick
-No lotion? -No, no, he was dry-docking.
When it went off at 5:30, I snuck into his room...
MAN : Be right there.
-You see what I'm working with here? -Oh, wow.
Turn around! Stay still. I got it.
I was just trying to rest my eyes for a few seconds.
Answer the man. Do you have glaucoma? No, he doesn't have glaucoma.
PETER : L.A. ETHAN : Huh?
PETER : Relax.
It's Friday.
-Denver's where it's at, man. -Mm-hm.
-Do you like hot dogs? -Yes, I do.
...and women's titties.
Unfortunately, I need you to drive. I'm on Vicodin.
You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
I mean, why would he lend you this very fancy car...
How dare you.
-Who said that? -Your eyes.
-You hear that? ETHAN : Go!
I might e-mail you. Please don't take it personally.
It'll be fun.
No, no, e-mail's fine.
How were they? They behave themselves?
What?
You considered them carefully.
Didn't jibe with the way you recounted it...
Forget something?
I think there's something going on.
I'm getting a headache, not because of you.
Fix it.
I once ate a footlong corn dog on a nude beach
You will? What are you doing in L.A.?
-Ohh! Oh, my God! ETHAN : Everybody relax.
This coffee's hot.
And next thing I know...
...I would just appreciate it that you erase any and all--
He passed away and his remains were in the fucking can.
That's his dad, it's his dad.
Let me ask you this: What's your favorite color?
When the line-- The murder. That is so fucking good, Ethan.
I have a friend, he's in that industry.
-Real good girl. Fantastic. -She is. Slipped her mind.
Card's been declined.
(LAUGHING)
(OVER RADIO) But it was only fantasy
I'm sorry, did you say that you have a perm?
Jackson, come on, man, you gotta get yourself together.
-I told you I was a deep sleeper. -Yeah.
Not bad.
But it unfortunately landed me on a No-Fly list.
-Have we crossed the Mississippi River? -We're in Texas.
All my money, all my credit cards. Everything....
(BARKS)
Take off your glasses.
You know what? I have coverage.
I'll never do that again.
Long 16- to 18-hour haul, which will land us in Phoenix, Arizona.
PETER : Then what? How did it resolve?
I'm not gonna miss the birth of your baby.
Look at that baby, right?
-I grabbed it before they zip-tied me. -Rally Monkey?
More importantly, what are you wearing?
PETER : Sarah?
Did the doctor say it is not advisable to fall asleep while driving?
I think that says more about you than leaving does.
I been called a lot of things, but "inappropriate"?
Fire away.
I got soda. I got water.
This one, this is a laid-back guy with a Hawaiian shirt...
Hey! I've been looking all over for you.
I have a plan. And the plan is sorting itself out.
Sorry about my friend. He's been drinking.
-Goddamn it! -We done knocked it right off.
-Ah. Fucking hick. ETHAN : Oh, God.
...in a beautiful turtleneck, put whatever name they want.