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We're heading home!
Your son's about to be born. What will you name him?
You see it?
HEIDI : Oh, that was so-- It was nice meeting you, anyway.
I got to cut that.
Your Sick
Sonny, no. Stop.
Thank you so much.
Here comes the train. Choo-choo!
Okay.
You'd probably love Northern Lights.
Life's weird, isn't it? Buckle up.
If you keep interrupting me it's gonna take a little longer...
If you ask me a single question, I'm going to flip out on you.
(CAR HORN HONKS)
I'm at the Grand Canyon. I'll be there in a minute.
Come on.
I am leaving you here for a far more fundamental reason:
It's the manageable kind. A micro-incident.
PETER : Excuse me. Sir? You mind picking these up?
-Mm-hm. -ln case you wanna get a soda.
No, I have glaucoma.
-The both of you? -Yes, absolutely.
-How? -Where are you?
-Everything's up and down with you. -I owe you bigtime.
I know.
-Ohh! -Just keep pushing.
I'm not even Jewish
He was a great guy, man. That's why I'm heading out West.
Who are you?
This one was my father's favorite.
I didn't want to play this card, certainly not this early.
Ethan, I promise you. It's old. It's the Grand Canyon, it's not the Hoover Dam.
I've actually slept through an earthquake.
What about your friend, does he have glaucoma too?
ETHAN : Come on, Sonny. Thank you.
It's when your urine turns white.
(IN AMERlCAN ACCENT) Hello, sir. Welcome to the American consulate.
Hummus?
What sound?
Wake up. Ethan.
ETHAN : I'm trying to be informative. PETER : It's not cool.
Wait right here.
Start this whole process all over again, send it to the correct name...
Ouch.
Open your heart, I'm coming home
ETHAN : Sorry.
That is sublime. Can I retract every derogatory statement I've made about you?
So if you wouldn't mind not doing that anymore I'd really appreciate it.
Sheila Pimples.
-Hey, Shelby? We good? -We're cool, man. I'll take care of it.
Do your fucking job until your shift is over, hillbilly.
Uh....
You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir...
Want me to drive?
Okay, Daddy.
(PETER YELLS)
I'm Peter.
-Twenty years. -Yep.
But seriously, next time try not to tense up. Really.
Okay, here we go.
-I don't get it. What--? -Forget it.
Yeah, a perm. Like a permanent.
PETER : Okay. All right, you see the flag?
Luckily, he postponed.
They're closed. The sound.
God. We shouldn't have come here.
No, I'm fine. I'm not really a big dog person.
Why don't we just cut to the chase and call him Cindy?
Well, hello!
-Driving how? -Let me talk to her.
-I have glaucoma. -Sure, you have glaucoma.
I say when we close. I got reservations at Tiramisu. I'm meeting my boys.
-Business. -Business.
-Okay. If you'd just look at the road. -I got it.
God, my heart was in my throat. I was flipping out.
What? You want me to come back and talk to you?
Keep dreaming, faggot
Awful.
Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper. It's a condition.
-It's Friday. -Yeah.
You got any more pot?
Every two years.
Got it.
My actual friend. He's come to pick me up. All the way from Dallas.
What?
ETHAN : Oh.
Where you at with the names? She said you were being a real hard-ass.
Then we cut left.
Okay. All right. Just not too much, Peter.
-No. I don't want to. -You should.
Get him out. Get him the fuck out.
Don't even think about it. Had to be done.
You know what, he's really funny.
PETER : Here's the plan.
(SPEAKS IN SPANlSH)