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PETER : Hey. What do we got? -You little rascal.
Excuse me, Peter. Sir.
Oh, because this is my daddy.
I puked on the wound.
I was seeing red because he has a way of getting under your skin. I'm fine. Let's go.
MAN : I just had the strangest dream.
I'll call you Mr. Chase. Unless that was a fake lD too.
This whole next slew of names:
Did you write that yourself?
I'm saying I really don't want to stop and buy drugs. Is that okay?
-Or, you know, I could babysit. -Right.
It's your ever-faithful and adoring husband calling from West Texas.
Septembrie 22, 2001
When we passed the Mississippi River you said:
Daddy would've loved the Grand Canyon.
That's actually incorrect.
I'm just saying, normal people put remains in an urn.
-I fucked up? -Yeah.
Do you mind not tossing it up so much?
SARAH : He's excited.
Put your handcuffs in your pocket. Hide them.
-Can I just talk to my husband, please? -Yeah. Okay, hold on.
Welcome to Hollywood.
Shadows of the mess you made
Your personality needs some work.
You okay, bubba?
PETER : How many laws did we just break?
AGENT: You americanos sneak into our country.
Who's the dude you yelling at?
Am I stoned?
She told me. Coffee?
PETER : I can't feel my arm.
She didn't tell you?
I got coffee.
So I don't sue you.
Thank you, Peter.
But I know that you'll look after me from up there.
So your mom kind of screwed you.
What about you? Where's your dad?
Guess who's got all the money. Me.
You are the most shot-out 23-year-old I've ever seen.
Okay?
-Hello, dear. -Peter, it's happening.
And I agree with him.
(SINGING) It's closing time
Are we on the highway still?
That would be easily 120 miles off our optimum route.
"Too bad, Dad loved titties and jazz."
Just me. We're done.
Check it out.
You got us!
Okay.
Get him the fuck out.
-Here's the Rally Monkey. -Boom.
-Ma'am. -Here we go.
And all of a sudden, you begin to deliver...
Would you touch me?
Because his eyes are glassy as fuck.
I can't. You're not supposed to touch other people's luggage at an airport.
In fact, I wouldn't mind having a fresh pair of eyes--
I'll cover expenses.
ETHAN : You sure? I could've sworn I read it was man-made.
...so maybe with all your e-mails and phone calls...
I'm just saying.
Ethan, wake up! Goddamn it!
Am I okay? Do I look okay?
Spend Mardi Gras there.
Uh, Arthur. Oh!
Say hi to--
...that was today.
Doctor said I was in such a deep sleep I didn't tense up.
-Okay. -Okay.
Julia Roberts...
How are you gonna get home?
You have 60 bucks entirely?
What's really going on?
Thank you.
No, I just lost a little blood.
(ENGINE STARTS)
Septembrie 16, 2001
-I'm trying to tell you that I read-- -Stop trying to tell me and listen.
It's okay.
ETHAN : You're getting paranoid. That pot got to you.
I have a pregnant wife, I have to get back. This is a huge misunderstanding.
We had a crazy few days.
Bag check!
Sorry how we met, but, you know....
...and give you all that walking-around money? It's....
Look who's come around.
-I'm gonna have to search it real quick, sir. -Yeah. Feel free.
-Your stage name. What is your real name? -Ethan Chase.