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-You're the expert. -What, like me?
You have a strong jaw, fine.
What are you gonna tell them?
It was like 20 years ago.
I guess I'll maybe leave you with your family...
-Stop freaking out. It's okay. -What did I do? What did I do?
(IN SPANlSH)
Thank you.
-You were a Comanche warrior. -Thanks.
ETHAN : Pull over! Pull over!
-Oh, your headshots. -Headshots.
Great.
I went to Atlanta to go to his funeral.
Thanks for the doll.
-I'm so sorry. -Don't worry.
And I thought, "Well, I should maybe go to the San Diego Zoo...
I need you to wake me up, 5:30 tomorrow morning."
Kind of circle of life.
But I have a really great personality once you get to know me.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
-Sure did. -Good.
Septembrie 3, 2001
Fine. I'll buy some other coffee. I apologize. What's the big deal?
Hey, Sarah? One other thing. Do you have a hairdresser out West?
That's such a sweet story. You know where I was when my daughter was born?
Wait, wait. Don't tell me. Is that a perm?
I mean, they're great kids.
Sonny! Stop!
(SCREAMS)
Why you have a stage name is beyond me. You're not really an actor.
We gotta stop the bleeding. I need your scarf.
I'm talking to my-- No, no, that's just the driver, baby.
The Darryl thing, your wife, and the mystery about the baby.
Well, there's something I've been wanting to get off my chest too.
It's okay.
-Great. Now hear this: -Yes.
Thank you.
-Hey. -I'm not high, man, it's my cat.
Good, good. I wanted to let you know I have your package, and he is A-okay.
Come on. You love him. You know you love him.
Can we just calm down?
...say a fucking word.
Please stop doing that.
I'll tell you what, the moratorium on asking questions is officially lifted.
Septembrie 17, 2001
What their baby would look like, maybe like a zebra baby.
Would have been a great sendoff for my papa.
That's a handsome boy.
Hey, quit it. I'm not kidding.
-Pete, how long have I known you? -Twenty years.
Oh.
-Oh, please, no. It's not my car. -Right.
Now, if you wouldn't mind just signing this. It's a simple release.
-What's this? -It's a tie. You've never seen a tie before?
Okay.
...and I got that meeting with that agent.
-If I don't-- -CalI me tomorrow about it.
What were you thinking when you spent almost all of our money on drugs?
I'm not supposed to operate heavy machinery.
Three: If you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles.
No, not okay.
Because I wear it.
It's not your fault. It's your kid.
But I am exhausting any and all opportunities to--
And then, his fault, we're both put on a No-Fly list.
But that is not justice.
What are you talking about?
Say hi to Mom.
And I didn't know your dad, but from what you've told me he was a great father.
Next time, don't tense up your body. Just stay loose.
(LAUGHS)
Scott Estes , once ate a footlong corn dog at a nude beach!
Your sick
Sure.
-See you. Good luck. ETHAN : Bye-bye. Bye.
(GROANS)
-Regardless-- -No.
So tell me something about your dad. What did he do for a living?
I'm sorry about my friend. We really just need the money to get to Los Angeles...
And you come to my house...
Okay.
That was one time
(DOG SNORING)
Yeah, good luck.
We are just outside Birmingham...
You little thief prick.
I am not crazy about blends
-I'm your husband's best friend. -It's nice to meet you.
-Fuck me. -Whoa! For heaven's sakes, Peter.
You're free to leave.
Nobody who calls themselves "Hollywood" has ever made it in Hollywood.
...that was a one-time occurrence.
Thank God It's Friday
-Oh, good. -Unfortunately, that plane's over Kansas.
Get him the fuck out. The beard, the dog, get him out!
-Oh, gosh. -It's okay.
The show has heart.
I got this killer perm, and it needs major upkeep.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Thank you. I've been working on the hand gestures to get it right.
-You don't know what you're talking about. -He has beautiful hands.
Next question, please.
(YELLS)