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We're gonna do it together, we're gonna do it just like we always said.
You are the husband that they never had.
[ALL CHEERING]
MIKE: My dick. You got them off Craigslist? SAL: Heh.
Hey, you might want to check yourself, old friend.
Hey, Mike.
BROOKE: For work? Adam, don't fucking lie to me, man.
I told them not to break shit, but they don't work for me.
Oh, Adam.
All the way. Let's go. Kid's in, Mike's out.
Sure.
- Are we fighting? - Ha, ha.
And I'm having a fucking ball.
[SIGHS]
No, no, no.
...and processing insurance forms as well. I get it.
[DALLAS SIGHS]
If everything goes well and we get these girls jacked up...
MIKE: Oh, what are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing...
All right, now I got an announcement to make.
I could make it worth your while.
It's not gonna happen.
[RINGSIDE'S MONEY PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Heads up.
...Saturday afternoon...
You're on props tonight.
I got you your money.
Can you touch this?
MIKE: Ho!
- Calm down. - No, shut up. Shut up!
That's a quality endorsement, my friend.
I can't thank you enough. NNY
Second touch.
CARLA: Are you serious? Wow. MIKE: As a fucking heart attack.
...because you, baby, you made it legal. You are the liberation.
Heh, absolutely.
Okay. All right, I'll call you later.
KEN: How you kids doing tonight?
Oh, you're not so bad.
DALLAS [SINGING]: Ladies of Tampa
Yeah.
BROOKE: Hey.
We've been talking a lot about the markets.
No. We've already had a few drinks, so....
Yeah, she was there during your act.
ADAM: I fucking love you.
Right. I mean, it's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims...
- ...heh, I talked to Mr. Rodriguez last week. - Oh.
- Is he all right? - Yeah, he's okay.
All right, I ain't got that much time, so I'm calling in my favor, all right?
Old friend.
What are you thinking about?
MIKE: What do you mean, fuck that? ADAM: I got that equity, baby.
[BIG & RICH'S SAVE A HORSE (RIDE A COWBOY) PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Let's go get something to eat.
Uh, it's a little under $2500. Uh, that's 400 better than last week.
Big Dick, they are still devastated by your cock.
There you go.
[ADAM SIGH]
It was a good move, heh.
- We can't get drinks. LIZ: Ha, ha.
[MIKE COUGHS]
Couldn't resist the lure of the roofing business?
It's time for me to go stare in the mirror anyway.
I have a very good voice. I do great impressions.
So are you going to open up--?
Five hundred bones to rub our nuts...
On three, you're going to stick it.
TITO: Perfect date time.
Hey!
[ALL CHUCKLE]
[CHUCKLES]
- Really? - Yeah. I think you're right. I'm done.
In couldn’t be! (SOBBING)
Besides, you know how much I love to eat.
America. People. Stupid.
Now I'm going to tell you why.
[ADAM LAUGHS]
[WHISPERING] Is that Paul?
I don't know.
DICK: I could be a friend to you. TARZAN: Ha, ha.
Hey, I-- uh, thanks. Thanks for bringing him back.
TITO: Yeah. - Motherfucker.
But I see a lot of haters in this house tonight
Sorry? Fuck you, man.
- I've been waiting for this for a long time. - It's all yours. Come here.
You look around. You tease.
- ...if you really want to host. ADAM: Host what?
What the fuck is this?
Stay away from the elephant socks, bro. That's Dallas shit.
Thank you. Grab one.
[DRUMBEAT]
ADAM: Dallas gave me that cut in Miami, whoo!
Listen, man. I couldn't even have dreamed all this shit up without you.
MIKE: Uh....
MIKE: Yes. Okay. - Whoo.
Well....
KEN: Hey, y'all. It's all right.
That's not what I do. That's not me. It is what I do, but it's not who I am.
It's not working anymore.
And finally....
[MIKE GRUNTS]
You better take care of him, Mike.