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[GRUNTS]
Hey, Mike.
As I was explaining to him, the businesses that I manage deal exclusively in cash.
...they get to have, tonight, with you on-stage, still go home to their hubby...
- But you said-- - I'm not, heh, going. I've seen it.
ADAM: Is it mine? Fuck, yeah, it's mine.
I'll talk to him. It's fine.
...the good Lord has blessed the Kings of Tampa this summer.
MIKE: All right, all right, all right.
- Are you calling me like a dog? ADAM: Who did that?
Like 230.
It's....
- I'll give you 18. - Mm-mm.
Waffle House pussy? I hate Waffle House pussy, heh.
Tall Paul can't say anything anymore. I broke up with him.
They have the best omelets. They know my order. I walk in...
[CLEARS THROAT]
BROOKE: I want to talk to you, man. Get the fuck out.
...so you can see with your very own eyes.
[SNIFFS]
Uh, you know, you hit buttons and you think that you know something about me.
- Hi. - Oh, hey.
Because you can't.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Yeah.
Get him into Ameritrade and shit like that.
[HIGH-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]
MIKE: Mm-hm. - Mm-hm.
- Oh, yeah. The cougars will eat him up. - Yeah?
- He's going to be fine, heh. - He's not okay.
She does not look like she wants to be bothered.
ADAM: Are you trying to hit on my sister?
Why are you shaving your legs?
BROOKE: Oh, God, brother.
I don't even fucking care about a fucking grand. Who cares?
MIKE: Hey, if you want, I could probably get Dallas' number for you.
I would wake up on the beach somewhere just making stuff every day.
We're fucking her, not taking her to dinner.
Is this our first fight?
I mean, really, who wants to buy that crap when it falls apart in a year...
KEN: All right.
What?
I'm working on something, but it's not ready yet. It's not ready.
But you're not a 12-year-old in the locker room. You are the man.
I'm gonna go hit the bathroom.
[WHIMPERING] Adam, let's go. Come on, Adam.
There are ways to clear these credit issues up over time, but--
I'm thinking of giving this routine to Tarzan, unless you want it.
He's starting this new life-coaching business...
I told her. I didn't think she'd fucking come. Jeez.
Hey!
- I'll talk to you later about it, okay? - Yeah.
Whoo!
What kind of cash you make?
Come on in.
Did you play ball?
He put that kiss on her and pouring money out of their hands.
I'm your sister. I love you. I don't judge you.
And that was really a lot of money.
I'm not just--
Did you see your sister tonight?
This is the What can you touch and not touch rules.
Yes, I am.
...the star of the show, Mr. Magic Mike.
This is the Kid. Uh, he wrangled, like, nine sorority girls for us tonight...
BROOKE: Thank you. MIKE: He's just stoned out of his mind.
All right. The show starts in 45 minutes. You can make it in 45 minutes?
But good luck to you.
And what the fuck would that do? He doesn't have it.
- Hi. - Hi.
Yeah, that and the lure of my sister's couch.
[WOMEN GROAN]
Kim, can you move back for me, please?
MIKE: No? JOANNA: Psychology.
What do you mean, it's for work? How could it possibly be for work?
RICHIE: Aw, shit. Sorry, bro. DALLAS: It's all right. Thanks.
You're going to owe me.
All right. Props.
What the fuck did you say, buddy?
Come visit anytime in one of our three cool houses, dear.
Tobias, the Kid. He's gonna be the one...
- Hey. It's not funny. - Heh, oh, sorry, heh.
- Is that vintage? - Oh, I, um....