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Yeah. Yeah, sure did.
Yeah. Let's keep going.
Too hot.
Yes, it may be... her time.
but it's kind of a small desk, so-- Mm-hmm. Uh, Mr. James.
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"What kind of a jackass hires a discount butler...
Please check for lost items in Petey the Pirate's Lost and Found Treasure Department.
But not here, not now. It's not safe, not secure.
- He's just a guy. - Yeah.
Dave and I, we, you know, we could talk about...
but I don't think she really knows what she's getting into with Jimmy.
Oh, that's sweet. Did Bill say anything?
Pleasure to meet you, Cadbury.
Just-- Okay. Okay.
and stole my wallet, my credit cards, my TV, my stereo,
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You got everything? Yeah.
now my new odd but new name for auntie chris is... auntie alappashavomitweddingsidecrisscrossdubaiwangfujingimhelpingyoupaulwesterstation.
Hey, you give our regards to Petey the Pirate, all right?
It's time for my break.
I'd like to take him down a few notches. What do you think?
We were up till 7:00 in the morning...
Mm-hmm. Do you remember the time that you and I...
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the Secret of Management was rediscovered by the monks.
my refrigerator and most of my furniture.
Women troubles. Come and tell old Uncle Bill all about it.
back when my parents used to take me.
I like Dave better than I like you.
- I don't know. I've never been there. - Oh. Interesting.
Oh, yeah. That was quite-- was quite a surprise. Yeah. No kidding.
So what is it?
Uh, can I go to the bathroom? No.