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Therefore the superintendent of schools has ordered me
Lovely! Oh, just wonderful.
But...
Good luck in the elections.
If that happened, I'd just have to go into a convent.
Come on, Mr. Carter.
What are you guys doin'?
Leave him alone. It was John's mistake.
You guys are jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else.
- And nowhere... - He forgot Sneezy and Doc.
You don't believe me?
- I think we should call the police. - Police?! My mom's gonna kill me.
- What do you mean, what pulse? - Is there a heartbeat?
Intolerable! Shakespeare must go!
Yeah, why?
Oh. So Pee Wee plays the little fairy and you
Don't look, Pee Wee. Just don't look!
Stop!
Yeah.
Don't go. Wait!
Oh, yeah. Books.
He's not ready for a role that big, yet Meat.
Commissioner. Commissioner, you're takin' that kid to dinner?
- John Henry. - Yes, I know.
- The Righteous Flock's. - So sayeth the shepherd.
"And I like Helen, till the Fates me... "
I want all you guys but especially Todd.
Ron New media
We will make amends ere long; Or else Puck...
Look out!
Listen Edna, I heard you had a little problem
So sayeth the shepherd so sayeth the flock
Hysterical.
Hey, you guys what the hell did Pee Wee do to Stemrick?
This show is never gonna open.
Except I don't wanna give 'em my choice stuff.
- What a mess. - Those bastards.
It's all right. I swear it's gonna be OK.
Ye soldiers of the cross.
- It was a joke. It was just a joke. - Ajoke?
Me neither. I don't think we have it in the library yet.
uh huh.
Flopping around.
One last time: Boris Karloff as the Mummy.
So the commission makes Flavel happy by taking the issue to the school board.
Approve of it? Are you shittin' me? He gave me this one!
Beautiful.
You sly goose.
It's the booze, man. It's deadly.
I'll tell ya later.
country what the Righteous Flock has done to us?
Yeah, five thousand and every one of them prepared
Do you remember when you had your bris?
because I'm quite sure it can be resolved perfectlyjustly.
to any club that would have me as a member. "
Right. Now she gets hers.
Friend in court? Gee, that has a familiar ring.
The Lord doesn't have to threaten Mr. Flavel.
You got her too excited, Pee Wee.
For I am sent with broom before, To sweep the dust behind the door.
My daughter's so funny. She's just wild.
Oh, Commissioner. Your meeting in five minutes.
Oh will you cut it out, for Christ's sake! I come here with an offer
we have not yet begun to fight.
The mixin' of nigger and Injun blood must stop.
Lay on, Macduff,
- What are you talking about? - Come on, you know what I'm talkin' about!
He can cite Shakespeare too, Reverend Flavel.
Get it outta here!
That's your speed.
You guys better watch out, cause when she sees
We're offto see the Wizard...
Blueprints.
- You know what I mean? - You bet he does.
I must have a couple ofwords with the students please.
Your sister sucks rhinoceros dicks.
No, no. Tommy's right.
- That oughta stir 'em up. - Yeah, they oughta turn tail now.