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What did you learn in karate school?
Bart...
This is my brother, and he knows karate.
I'm dying out here.
I grow weary of this new channel.
''Kiss me-- I'm left-handed?''
you should get a little fresh air?
Bye-bye, Neddy.
Please tell me because I'm dying to know.
at a left-handed ice cream scoop.
taking pleasure in others' suffering.
- It's fun. - No, it isn't.
I've got an ambition to do some wishin'.
Yo, Sensei, can I go to the bathroom?
who was only doing his job-- came and locked it up.
will think I've gone quite mad.
Apple... apple... apple...
Sounds scrum-diddley-umptious, dear old duddely-doodely.
I've got more chicken bone!
See, you knock TV, and then it helps you out.
Not anymore!
That sinks it.
Not yet, but one of the mall security guards...
Wow! What an icebreaker.
Yeah, but what are you going to do?
Okay.
We learn karate, so we need never use it.
You punks are about to get...
Otherwise, it won't come true.
Homer, I paid $300 for this just last year.
the richest left-handed man in town.
That's right.
on some pig in a poke.
The merry old land of Oz?
If you're finished by tomorrow, come on over...
Aha! Left-handed nunchukas.
your guide on the path to true karate.
We now return to the Canadian Football League draft.
[ Oohs and Ahhs ]
The weed-whacker's just for the edges.