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Sir, I challenge you to a duel!
Smile! Like this!
I found a shred of humanity in his withered soul.
what could be easier?
I must have lost it, and you were just bringing it back to me?
Down in Houston, we call that a fort worth shampoo!
I'll...I'll catch up with you.
Coins money gold!
And then opportunity strolled right in the door.
a picture of myself with a smiling child.
I'm so stupid!
Enter place of birth.
bats are chewing my legs!
Because I'm a screwup.
No, I was just keeping her busy while Nelson stole microscopes.
Well, so do I.
pole in the ground and praying for goo.
Sweetheart, do you want to do better?
and the rack of an angel.
So, without my beloved nuclear plant,
Come jam your foot under it.