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Oh, honey, we'll find her.
Here's one week in advance.
replacing a tile is something
Oh, baby girl, I feel like I'm back home in poorest Appalachia.
Although my mother did have a 21-pounder.
Just what do you think you're up to?
That's not really the kind of thing you remember.
in front of the electric outlet,
♪ Started from the bottom, now my whole team here ♪
♪ It came to mean ♪
Oh, that's just...
And then get out! Wait until we're done.
Why was I born a homeowner?
♪ For many a long day... ♪
♪ I miss your bathroom policy ♪
She went from under the floor to inside the wall.
I'm happy to say I was wrong.
I wrote this one a few days ago.
Whoo-hoo!
Aah! Marge, I should tell you something.
Oh, no. Once you've been bitten
♪ And down is where I think I'm gonna stay. ♪
there is the profession: handyman,
and we have a concert in 30 minutes.
Bascom Lee Boggs?!
♪ In the house next door to Flanders ♪
Face it, homeboy,
Nope. All brain, no heart.
♪ There's a devil boy named Bart ♪
Unless we need a big fat paperweight.
No. I'm afraid we all do.
You're tapping. You have to swipe. I'm-I'm swiping, I'm swiping.
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a poor, unfortunate woman.
No, Hettie. You're a human being.
But it would be an honor.
Uh, nope, that's syrup.
Nothing. Maybe we can talk a little music.
With a pause between the words. Are you saying I'm not handy?
♪ Started from the bottom, now we're here ♪
you've got a job that needs doing
Twins! Twins!
like they're not at a funeral?
Face it, homeboy,
Stupid floor! Why...
I'll have to call a handy man.
♪ Started from the bottom, now we're here ♪
appreciating Edison's miracle.
Lisa?
Okay, I admit it. I think Bart's up to something funny,
into a lynch mob.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
♪ While Safeway wonders ♪
♪ I cook my slop in ♪