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- Saturday, June 27. - That's tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm Jewish, yeah.
- for you. - Thank you.
- You're one of my greatest heroes. - Oh, that's so nice.
Johnny?
Okay, let's hear it.
moon time you're talking about.
Look, Daddy!
Okay.
and they're gonna tie them to his...
May I?
was nothing but a fairy tale.
But my tatti told me that.
Put down your chram!
I understand everything!
America's Minister of Technology.
Uh, this is a bag...
Bolsonaro
- This is a pretty nice one here. - Oh!
Ah.
Him?
- Does this... - Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
is that maybe we put some breast implants.
This is the worst story
The mutilations would commence in five hours.
- Very good, huh? - Mmm.
I've always been behind of the camera,
That should make your chest hurt.
Thank you. I feel like I'm living in a fairy tale.
to my sons and make sexy time with my wife.
What would you like? I can, um...
I'm keeping it.
I get to choose.
- Mm... -High five. - They-they should.
- Daddy, why is the sky so low? - This is a room.
I will regret this.
I was in the Holocaust.
- I was... - But the Hol... The Holocaust never happen.
- This is your daughter? - Yes.
And our plan worked brilliantly.
And they're gonna give them turnips,
We'd now like to invite Sandra Jessica Parker Drummond
- No, it's a small one. - Exactly like yours.
Now we can wow them...
and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan.
But I also don't want you to die.
This is my final Will and Testament.
WHEN PAKISTANOTO COMES BY
Okay, flush it down.
Because I have no husband to put me in a beautiful wife cage.
It's in the air. It's everywhere.
So the mans sometimes tell lies?
I would say right here.
I feel bad because I was the one who put the baby in her.
So, he grabbed her vagine.
Nice meeting you.
Find your baby and tell her she don't have to do that.
- This is a man? - Yes, sir.
I want you to think about it.
I got to get a pen that fucking works here.
This is actually a gentleman.
Okay, so we're gonna do a spray tan today.
I decide to make inspection of nearest village.
You see? Is it long?
It's a huge problem in our society.
How much?
- Well, you don't need that. No. - One in anoos, one in mouth.
to be worth something.
Trump gestures to one and appears to say to Epstein,
You got to make them happy. Yeah.
Not possible.
and number one porno star.
They can be strain and sometimes pop.
Wawaweewa. High five.
Alexa, order three flashlights.
I can open a beer with my small hole.
Even though the hoax virus lockdown
Now, get him ready!
Use your brain, 'cause your daddy is a liar, okay?
"You will be tied to two cows who will face Uzbeks
Get lost! May all your shits have antlers!
Mm.
then down a bit here,
We'll gift you today.
"We're ready. We're ready for anything."
the virus that's going around.
You can give me your phone number and your address.
Yes?
Seriously.
Thank you.
It have a lot of cream.
What would you like on this?
My daughter have her moon blood arrive.
to be given as a gift
...Stormy Daniels.
- You're not gonna be killed. - I love you.
I needed to give this wretched news to my premier,
Why, uh, you wear mask?
- And now... - Hello?
No. No, my dear.
to the vice pussy-grabber.
- No, I'm not doing it. - Why not?
Now we are part of the global community,
"The true story of Nada..."
You want this book?
The Nadia Akatov story is a lie.
No, but this is not like me.
Maybe because you're giving away your baby.
Uh, the strings in her brain
that have been detected in the United States
This is my store.
- Yes. - And how old do you like them?