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just to keep that for yourself?
To be the hero we needed.
The good, the bad, the extreme,
It's not like I have a safe word, or anything.
"Today's the day you die."
And just so you know, I am not a field agent.
to pick you guys up.
So, I'll leave you be, then.
You would look so sexy with a Frisbee in that mouth.
I live for this shit.
Come on, man!
rage against it.
Oh, no problem. How was your trip?
What's wrong, hotshot? No witty comeback?
And if you hold it too tight, I cut your arm off.
What the hell's going on out there?
You know,
I was never going to stop downing satellites
Nicks,
using a standard-issue armor deployment parachute system.
Well, other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
MI6?
So, you're willing to kill
I'm switching to thermal.
I need the President on the phone...
Don't move! Hurry up!
Are you getting this interference?
It'll be a little less fun.
Who's your friend?
So, which are you?
who would you target?
I drank my bodyweight in tequila to get through it.
What is this? Eastern Europe in the early '90s?
Every, every day
gets you our finest hospitality package.
All right. Enjoy this party.
This is a multistage signal disruptor.
Easy there, Rocky.
Let them come!
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Is this a party or a funeral?
Push forward!
Low-orbit freefall, no chute and big fireworks.
Read between the lines.
Well, I wasn't actually there, but I, like,
No.
Rock, paper, scissor, grenade launcher.
What makes you think I'm gonna want to ruin all their fun?
You got me.
Meeting's over.
See if I can't find G.I.Joe.
And I've got a tight grip.
He's turned the heat up. I can't see shit.
I'm not gonna destroy the one thing I can use to get what we want.
Whoo!
Let me educate you on the difference.
Cool.
have HALO jumped over Eastern Europe
Everybody, get down! Move! Move!
Why is that?
Or the lady that was running
Come on. Let me shoot him.
robinson robinson
And if I can't do my job, then people die.
What do you think?
All we need to do is track down the main signal,
Back on the plane. I want wheels up in 20.
They say it's the last great adventure, Cage.
But not you.
...over here.
if you take this from me, you die first.
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
Oh, yeah
Let me guess. Gibbons to the rescue.
Mi casa es su casa, if the price is right.
Chad, wassup, bro?
Anyhow, our hero starts doing things on a board
I want a good drink
You guys must have some seriously cool stories to tell.
- Welcome to the moment. - Whoa, whoa, whoa
Access granted.
Now, these suits control every spy satellite in the sky.
and they've got no problem running over
one last time before we could stop him.
that no one's ever seen before.
Do you want some of this?
Air velocity divided by distance.