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We are the stupidest fans in baseball
Whoo! Oh, boy! Oh, you really got a hold of that one.
Nice throw, dickhead.
Oh, God, you know, Jake, it's just like always.
So long. You're a great kid.
No way Too high
Who gives a shit? It’s gone.
Well...
“This guy here is dead.”
Yeah, but what if we're one of the deceased, huh?
who's filling in for veronica carey? veronica smith.
Rut-Roh Thompson I don’t think this has the distance!
Jackson gets his sign, and comes set.
Yo bartender, Douglass needs a refill
Something will come up.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think we're a contender, right now.
Jesus’s Christ, Doug
Got a long way to go before the season's over.
Who gives a shit? Frost will be gone!
There's two or three potential all-stars in there.
- Vaughn. Rick Vaughn. - Hi, Rick.
- Hey, Jake. - Hey, Roger.
Hey, Jake. How's the knees holding up?
Voodoo.
Checks Angels Score “That ought shit these Homos up”
Well, I... I got some watchin' to do.
See if we can’t go give ‘em a big shit burger to eat
864 5500159 864 5500159
Well, I... I got some gaming to do.
Nossas clientes explicando para o maridão porque precisa aprovar a proposta
How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
My kind of shooting, Poofs. My kind of shooting
Shitburger?
that's all we needed? one goddamn hit?
in preparation for their one-game pIay-off
You know, Brock Purdy ain’t so fuckin bad
They're in last right now, but hopefully moving up, eh, Jake?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Believeland
You take it to 'em.
and he represents the tying run.
I'm moving in with Tom.
Nice Catch Hayes Don't Ever freakin' do it again!!
...as the Indians hold out for a 3-2 victory.
Rog, it could have meant the game.
Some day we'll figure out how to beat those guys.
Oh, we'll need a few minutes more, please.
Relax, rookie. We're only four runs down.
Not "too high," "too hard," right?
Don't you dare laugh. In two years, I put together
Up your butt, Jobu.
I’ve had it with this Nickel and dime stuff
French.
One god damn field goal
Wish we had him two years ago We did...
You can’t say God damn on Ground Control “No ones listening anyway”
- Where? - At any library.
What?
Jays
Mine.
Umhhh.
"has no business being the owner of a major league baseball team."
who's been shelled in two outings against the Yankees.
I say, fuck you anesthesia, I do it myself
or the young firebaIIer, "WiId Thing" Ricky Vaughn.
Taylor back up, refusing to dust himself off
I was thinking of Lou Brown.
I know it.
Ya know these guys ain’t so fuckin bad
Who gives a shit? It’s gone
SNDL you dont help me now I say, FUK U JOBU. I DO EET MYSELF
Tried the corner and missed
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. The incredible has happened.
who's filling in for ashley beylaard? justin arthur.
Pulisic is gone Cross him off then
There’s only one thing left to do... What’s that?
Give me Pearls.
Hey, Lou.
Come on, we need some defense here!
Heard you lost to Duhaime at Peloton… Major Hall of Shame
I'm afraid I have, or I wouldn't be here.
I say fuck you Jabu, I will do it myself!
That’s all we got, 6 goddamn points?
Where do you play, Corey?
- Go! Go! Go! Go! - Go! Go! Go! Go!
'Course, if the umps are watching me close,
So, a tough start for the Erie warriors,
Bartender! Jobu Needs a refill!
What if we kicked a PAT instead of going for 2 Who gives a shit, we lost!
Curveball… Minnesota is afraid
Jake Taylor here.
YO BARTENDER WATCH THOSE REFILLS!
Yo, Bartender. georgie needs a refill.
He's homered the only two times he's faced Vaughn.
You can close the book on Gosselin Thank G-d
Fuck you, I do it myself
- Yeah, man. - Yes!
Bills are 0-2 against Cowboys right Monty?
who's filling in for caroline gallagher? heather colby.
You want me to drag it out back, kick the shit out of it?
That’s all we got, six goddamn points?
Taylor under it. He's got it, and this ball game is over...
And welcome to another exciting season of Creighton baseball
Ball four. Ball eight.
Any one of 'em will give you
You want Soup?
You know, Brock Purdy ain’t so fuckin bad
Suck my balls cleveland
That's all we got, one goddamn hit?
Okay Harris, let’s not start a Holy War here
What exactly is our team concept?
Oh, shit!
And welcome to another season of Big East Baseball
WHO ARE THESE GUYS
Yeah, wound up in the Mexican League.
Safe!
who's filling in for michael hutchence? trent ramsay.
Stay away from mets. Suck my D$%k.
who's filling in for alison fanderlinden? anna macfarlane.
Your average pub
Gracias.
Lewis as Willie Mays Hays
Operations Management
Give me 'rig!
Npk
Yeah, sure. What is it? Here, have a seat. You want a beer?
who's filling in for william glass? beni robertson.
- Who is this, love? - Whose is it?
Stole a Carr
Win the whole fukking thing.
I'm not leaving till you give me your number.
Have to wake up clones
You were really great once.
Alright, Daryl. Let’s Get Nasty.
- Yeah. - Yes!
YOU WANT TO BURN CATHOLIC ICONS YOU BRING THAT SHIT TO ME LIBERAL MOTHERFUCKER
We shouldn’t have gotten A live pangolin.
- At first, it was really high. - Who gives a shit? It's gone.
The league will never let us leave Cleveland.
Ubaldo on the hill tonight against the Astros
We're coddling these guys too much
Come on in. Have a seat.
Shut up, Red.
who's filling in for lyndall griffits? sharyn ross.
He slides! He is...
That's the ticket.
Giants Critics…..
Relax kid... ...We got 33 more of these races left to go
Hey, that weave is looking good, huh?
Oh, no, thank you.
With this club, it is.
Boobs
Well, look, if we ever get out of here,
DEAD LAST
but the smart money is on the crafty veteran, Eddie Harris,
I got it right here in my contract.. Says I don't have to do any videos I feel
.
Mortgage closing costs? I will eat them to do your refi.
- Yeah. - All right.
US Women’s soccer loses in semi-final
- Jesus. - Let's go. Go.
I don't chase ballplayers.
Harris is in real trouble now.
HELL OF A SITUATION WE'VE GOT HERE.
Wish we had him two years ago. We did. Four years ago then
I bought 500 of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal Lewis and his base stealinrg spirit animal, Willie Mays Hays
lnternational Business Machines down one-haIf to 96 and three-eighths.
Brewster ready from the stretch. Hayes with a good lead.
If you no help me now,
She'll replace you with somebody who will.
Jesus this guy hits a ton!
The pipes in this building are old and rusted.
THE 2018 BASSMASTER ELITE SERIES
You know, these guys ain't so bad
- Now batting, number 24. - Go, Roger.
with the Yankees.
Rick, we heard about your pitching out of Portland last year.
All right. That'll bring up Cerrano, the big man, with two away,
Oh, Mr. Taylor, right?