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# Oh, Yoko ##
# Gone in a day #
I don't know but I've been told
Mmm, I'm a little bit lonely these days.
Why am I telling you this now?
I solved the Twentieth Century. What'd you ever do?
Certainly.
Nelson?
Oh, no. The old man's on call.
So when he died, I gave it to the library here.
- What'd Guggenheim say? - Nothing. I felt I should go to you first.
# Oh, Yoko #
...the hardest geometry equation in the world.
Hey, uh, that's okay.
Max.
# And the gulls were wheeling, spinning #
Let's rock and roll!
Hmm.
Well, I'll probably be seeing you soon.
Do you want to come?
# Here she comes now #
Well, considering I've never seen anyone get it right,
You're a teacher here, aren't you?
- Need any help? - No, I have it.
Well, thank you very much. Hello, Dirk.
# Oh, Yoko #
- What's his name again? - Max Fischer.
- Oh, I don't think so. - It's Fischer.
Frank, you enter stage right with a bag of cocaine.
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2.
# Poor old Granddad #
# Don't ever let it show #
The silver spoon remark might rub some people the wrong way,
Nothing.
Hoo. Hoo-hoo.
Oh, my God.
WHO'S THIS GUY?
# In the middle of the night #
And-And bring a head shot, please.
You're being rude, Max.
- Adios, Esposito. - Adios, Sarge.
- I'll take the tuna fish. - Okay.
# Closing your eyes #
- I thought the acting tonight was excellent.
I suppose you're right.
# In the starry sky ##
- Max. - Mm-hmm?
Okay.
I like your hat.
I don't give a rat's ass what he says.
…being sued for divorce
# You're just a boy again #
I'll tell you in the squad car.
That's possible.
# From a tiny piece of colored glass #
What in the hell's that?
Good. Except when the value of the "X" coordinate...
Dr. Guggenheim, I'd rather not have this conversation in front of my crew.
Me neither.
That is your handwriting, isn't it?
- All what happens? - I wouldn't know.
He's a neurosurgeon... at, uh, St. Joseph's Hospital.
You should quit.
"Almost got the 'A"'? Dad, what are you writing?
Yeah, he's doing very well, isn't he?
This is gonna be exciting. My son Max wrote it.
Miss Cross?
# I never wanted water once #
But I just got hit by a car, and I'm a little confused right now.
"and I believe they both get paid in the end.
# You'll find out #
So what's wrong with that?
- Hi. - Who's this guy?
Oh, Mr. Blume, this is my chapel partner, Dirk Calloway.
This is a different kind of war.
Mr. Blume, I'd like you to meet Miss Cross...
I gotta tell ya, I don't know what you see in her.
Max?
Okay, are you fond of that mustache?
- Why not? - Because it was a fake.
# And escalation fears #
What's going on in here?
Excellent. That was excellent.
Punching Will Kirkwood... 40 points from Griffindor!
I'm gonna kill you.
Was that Latin?
# Here she comes now #