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Do you think you want to keep it for a while? Mm-hmm.
Take dictation, please.
People be trying to kill you. Are you talkin'...
- He's right over there! - Max!
What, are you crazy?
about your mom giving me a hand job.
I'm, uh, sorry you couldn't make it to our little groundbreaking the other day.
I guess she got sick.
but it got blown off a long time ago.
- This is gonna look stupid. - No, it's not. It's gonna look real.
You got it.
- I don't blame 'em. - Neither do I.
- I just got hit by a car. - Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Yeah, I was in the shit.
when the fighting stops.
- Hey, George. - So how'd it go with Mrs. Calloway?
when he came to visit England when I was 13 and he went to Rushmore.
- Hi, Mom. - How are you, honey?
# In the midnight moonlight I'll #
- What do you think you're doing? - Getting the check.
- # To come out of somewhere # - Hello.
But I've been out to sea for a long time.
- Look, Serpico, if you agree to testify in open court... - No!
She died when I was seven.
I don't know, Bert.
I thought it would, but it didn't.
- Well, what sort of person does something like that?
May I see the back, please?
"We're putting you on what we call... sudden death academic probation."
And please apologize to what's-his-name for me.
# Know that you are #
# Of velvet to the sky #
I'm being sued for divorce.
That's the first thing he's said in ten days.
Please return my call on my voice mail: Grover Cleveland High School, extension 23.
Are you his messenger?
Yes, it's true, but piranhas are a very tricky species.
Have a seat.
What are you doing seventh period, Margaret Yang?
and I didn't catch this young gentleman's name.
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
Nice to meet you, Dirk.
Never in my wildest imagination...
you'll be asked to leave Rushmore.
Well, where is he?
Thank you.
What's that you're painting?
- Over ten million? - Yeah, I guess so.
Then I hear...
Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced.
- No. - Hang on.
I just put that up as a joke. That's probably...
It's been nice having your company here at the shop, Max.
black hair, glasses, oval face.
He says she gave him a hand job in the backseat of her bloody Jaguar.
Hi, Max.
# Will steal your heart away #
Why?
Did you hear they're teaching Japanese next year?
I'm sorry. Can I use your phone?
UN LOCK IT!!!!!!
Could I please see a list of all the people...
- How much are you worth, by the way? - I don't know.
What Rushmore needs is an aquarium...
Yeah.
Ready Demolition, Tucson, Arizona?
Look, I made a mistake, all right? It didn't make any difference anyway.
One footnote.
- What for? - To apologize, I think.
I was just telling Mr. Calloway the other day how fortunate we are...
- Too late now. - Officers Brooks and Donovan...
- Do we get to have an assistant around here?
Max? Care to try it?
So help me God.
We're putting you on what we call "sudden death academic probation".
Sic transit gloria. Glory fades.
I don’t give a shit.
The weather's nice, isn't it?
Oh my GOD! I wrote a hit tweet!
You're a married man, Blume,
And they're canceling Latin.
Tell me what happened.
- "The secret"? - Yeah.
TAKE DICTATION, PLEASE
# Be walking a long and lonely mile #
"O.R." They?