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Terrible. Tell me something. When you talked to Miss Cross the other day...
I'm Max Fischer.
# Everybody leavin' #
But here's my advice to the rest of you:
You bet I will.
- Shall I go ahead and take care of this tree?
I think I'm gonna stick a knife in his heart,
# As we walked by #
Hello, Margaret. May I cut in?
Did Max send you an invitation?
- What do you mean? - I mean, I could use someone like you.
Fifteen.
It was the hand job. You want to know something else?
He's from Scotland.
Max. Max.
It's too late.
Thank you very much.
C'est la vie.
You're standing up for the wrong guy.
- All right, bring me some more ketchup very quickly, please.
And I gave her my phone number.
# Slow or fast #
- Max! - Oh, hello, Dr. Guggenheim.
- What is wrong with you? - What is wrong with you?
He's not in.
Why Can't I have a drink to unwind myself
Who told you that goddamn lie?
Just bring up the grades.
Too many extracurricular activities Jared
than Herman Blume has in his entire body.
# I wish that I knew what I know now #
Please, Max...
Just Anjoy it Forever
Or we could go for a walk now, if you like.
Best play ever man.
Thanks.
# No, never, never, never ##
Um... your speech was excellent.
Were you in the shit?
# And I just can't believe #
Fischer ain't your mate.
Wait. Please.
I designed a t-Shirt and they printed it
- In-In a strictly platonic way? - Of course I do.
Well, I mean, you live in his room, with all his stuff. It's kind of...
Max!
Please get out of my classroom.
- # Here she comes now ## - Okay, what else do we got?
# Always singin' the same old song #
One more thing. We have a new student with us today.
They've got to make room for Japanese.
You're right.
That's okay.
Why can't I have a drink to unwind myself?
That's correct.
- Thank you. - Gonna get to meet your dad tonight?
Well, anyway, nice to see you.
- Wait. This could be it. - There's action across the street.
Piranhas? Really?
# Waiting for someone to come out of somewhere #
getting hand jobs from the woman you love. "
What's your dad do, Max?
Wait a minute!
# With another guy here comes my baby #
The secret. I don't know. Uh...
# I've sat upon the setting sun #
Sorry it's not something more exotic.
Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
- Thank you. - Come on inside.
- Hey, Dirk. How'd your math test go? - What math test?
Oh, I don't know what to do anymore.
- # Oh, we're waiting ## - Good night, Stan. Merry Christmas.
I'm a former student of Rushmore Academy,
No, not anymore.
He died in his sleep.
I'm trying to win her back!
# Know you're forgiven #
Do you want to take over for a while?
Right now.