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That's the only reason he picked you as his chapel partner.
Well... you pulled it off.
I don't know. Jesus. They came at me out of nowhere.
I'm not trying to pressure you into anything, Miss Cross.
but, fuck it, I'm building it anyway.
This is my first time in a public school.
including my mentor, Dr. Leaky at M.I.T.,
I'll just get a sweater. I'll be back in a minute.
# Forgiven, forgiven Forgiven, forgiven #
Hmm, doesn't look good.
- And here's the knife. - That's too fake.
# You'll have to learn just like me #
Mm-hmm.
This is where we're putting in the new aquarium.
a first-class aquarium... where the scientists can lecture...
Would you like a sandwich?
try and pull some strings with the administration, I guess.
See you Sunday, Mr. Blume.
- Do you regret it? - No, I don't regret it.
- Son? - Will she see me again, yes or no?
Herman.
Look, all I'm getting at is that...
"But the fools first.
- Max? - Excuse me, George.
Look, Dirk, I am his friend.
- That big one? - Yup.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
You're a real jerk to me, you know that?
I can't wear a wire. They're feeling me up every day.
I'm surprised they let him build a real campfire on the stage.
- Sic transit gloria. - All right, all right.
# Trees #
Hey, Magnus.
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
Yo, shorty.
Let me look at that. Turn it, turn it.
Just tell that deformed Scottish gorilla to shut his fat face.
I'll give you 2,500.
- Do you know Dirk Calloway? - I don't think so.
Hi. I was wondering if Max was home.
# Know that you've been reprieved #
# He spoke of women's ways #
What do you want?
and imagination in one fingernail...
You want me to grab a dictionary?
A 37.
Kiss me, Little Juan.
- Good, good. - Why?
- There he is. Max, that was great. - I'm so glad you could come.
Thank you.
# You can't hold out #
We got him, Dirk. We got him
# When I was younger #
- Hi, Dr. Guggenheim. - Hello, Max.
Mm-hmm.
so I get to do odd jobs and...
You were incredible tonight, Margaret.
What can I do for you, Mr. Blume?
Hello, I'm Max Fischer.
Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear they're not going to teach Latin here anymore?
It would have flattened me like a pancake.
One dead fingernail.
Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want to tell you how to do your job,
# They come on strong and it ain't too long #
Looks like Max pulled a fast one on us.
Hey, old-timer. It's, uh, Max Fischer.
# You can't hold out You can't hold out #
En garde!
No. No, I know, but...
I've got one last piece of unfinished business to attend to.
- No more gats. - Nigger, you're the crazy one.
Well, you'll have to forgive me if I don't take your word for that.
- Who sold you that crock? - He told me himself.
Quite apart from the fact that you're a student...
I've got an overdue book to turn in.
I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
- I understand you're a neurosurgeon. - No, I'm a barber.
Could I see some documentation on that, please?
I know you did, mate.
Yeah? Fischer stepped over half my bloody lines.
Oh, yeah. I, uh, was gonna try and have that tree over there fall on you.
I mean, she's not that beautiful.