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When Eddieboi is up to bat after James sucked on Beller like a Capri sun
Okay-
Did she say diamonds?
Plan? You don't need a plan! These guys are morons!
Oh, no. Just that skinny fork.
I don't know what you're talking about.
what did jayden d'aboco used to say? i'm off onyour recommendation but someone else suggestedit.
did you have a C-section
I know exactly what we gotta do. (CRASHES)
Some Canadian douchebags barged in before I could finish her.
Sean ↓ Fernando ↑
I was a paperboy for a week.
There's ball hairs all over that thing.
You're really sweet, mister,
Kick his ass, Seabass!
(PANTING)
and go find that little girl! (CHUCKLING)
Remember I told you Ice Pick had to make
Wait here.
(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY) Because they laugh so damn hard.
What did they do?
Hey, uh, Penny. Um...
That's not right! (TRAVIS CHUCKLES)
I'm going to say probably not.
#DUH
Hold on.
I got accepted to arizona state
Uh-huh.
He's going down!
That's a direct quote, from your dad.
I wanted it to be a surprise, Adele. (EXHALES)
hand-deliver the box to Penny? (GASPS)
You hear me, mister?
Duh!
What?
But that's where she pees!
HARRY: No one. LLOYD: Mmm-hmm.
(ALL LAUGHING)
This is incredible popcorn.
Yeah, but I haven't talked to Pee-Stain in a hundred years!
(CHUCKUNG)
There's gotta be some around here.
Does it have aspartame?
then my steamed colleague is leaving with me.
Pick them up! All right, all right!
But don't you have to... (GRUNTING)
You have been drooling over her
But I will ask that everyone please behave
with the news that her biological father is looking for her?
Oh, yeah.
Notbad. I can hear you a little.
She'll be so excited.
(HORN HONKING)
I'm the good guy here! All right.
Oh! Say it, don't spray it!
Granny did a good thing!
TRAVIS: Oh, hey, what the hell?
Wow. That's neat.
(INHALES) Ow.
You think I'm just going to hand over my invention to these 10-year-olds?
Harry! There you are!
ADELE: (WHISPERING) Calm down.
It's not beer, it's my kidney!
Boy, this is quite a shack, huh, Har?
(MUFFLED) What the hell happened, Harry?
Could you repeat the question? (CROWD LAUGHS)
We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point.
(WHISPERING) Tattoo.
There's something I need to tell you.
Come on! Pick it up!
Oh, I have so many questions for you.
They're walking her over here.
I have your cell phone.
It's ringing! (CELL PHONE BUZZING)
I've been racking my sack about that.
LLOYD: Cool.
(GASPS)
(GROANING)
That's not exactly how it happened, Lloyd.
Why would you say I'm yelling?
We kicked your butt anyway, so we're cool with it.
Man, you okay? it was just a goof.
Oh, my gosh! No wonder no one's been calling me!
Even if I find him, my kid's never met me.
Which one hurts, Harry? This one? Or this one? (GROANS)
and you'll be assured the box gets there safely.
Oh, that's okay. He's with me.
FRAIDA: Harry? (CHUCKLES)
I thought it had to be four numbers.
Oh.
Folks come from all over the city to buy it.
Quick conference.
and slapped up some aluminum siding, it wouldn't be half bad.
Almost two decades and he still comes.
Does the word "hot tub" jog your memory?
(GRUNTING)
We are truly blessed.
(MUFFLED) I got you.
Hey, guys.
(GASPS)
That's right!
I got it from my twin brother. He's Special Ops.
STUDENT: Go ahead, Dr. Pinchelow.
Okay? Then you put a peanut on your nose like this,
where the year's newest technologies,
The motor boat,
LLOYD: It's true, Har.
with vegan barbecue sauce
Dr. Barbara Walcott.
Otherwise, why would he put our testicles outside our bodies
I hear you got a lot of flocking birds. (BOTH LAUGHING)
Nice try, Fraida,
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
Somebody stole our car and he finger-bombed an old lady.
when you're giving a speech.
If I'm leaving,
Putting a frilly, glow-in-the-dark condom on your finger
(IMITATING ENGINE REVVING) Good night, Lloyd. Good night, Harry.
Oh, that's okay. They got bike racks on the front of buses now.
Harry!
If we put too much in at once, it could show up in an autopsy.
(BOTH GRUNT)
Not this stuff.
Well, nice catching up.
Fresh beers.
I love Michelle so much
But... Harry, enough!
He took off on us.
Can you call back later?
You had a gah-nat on you.
This is the best game ever invented.
(HOWLS)
Your father has invited me to come stay with you for a while,
PINCHELOW: Honey, my stomach is killing me.
Mine is stinky, too.
Try these.
I'm a hack. (CROWD GASPS)
STUDENT: WOW, look!
Wait a second. My friend Harry here
(FARTING NOISE) (LAUGHING)
Credentials, please.
at Felcher and Felcher Funeral Parlor.
It's got nothing to do with age! It's got to do...
30! There's 30!
Maybe a couple of dick jokes to put her at ease.
It's 11-11.
(CHUCKLES)
I just ran into a Mexican guy who knows Penny.
I Feel Bad Saying It, But You're Slunk Meat
(INAUDIBLE)
LLOYD: You can count on us, sir.