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This is the police!
Come on.
Kid, you belong in one of these toilets.
Bobby just rolled into town a couple days ago.
You know how clever?
and my belief in personal freedom.
Thank the Lord!
You know who that was.
and got nothin' in mind but immoral purposes...
Don't you worry about that.
and got nothin' in mind but immoral purposes...
Buffalo huntin'.
Wrong.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I'm here.
It's part of the lessons of life.
What do... what do you mean by family?
One time, she found Dell puttin' one big cockroach right on his anus.
Sailor Ripley, you get me some music on that radio this instant!
You gotta come with us, honey.
Perhaps you might even picture Toto from The Wizard of Oz.
and feed 'em to ya.
Johnnie, I can't.
'Cause you know too many things about Lula's mama.
He was a business partner of my daddy's.
Need me a good boy for backup. Even split.
Tomorrow we got a lot of drivin' to do.
Mama?
Don't turn away from love, Sailor.
...when things aren't the way you thought they were.
I'm ready.
Peanut!
Powermad!
The one and only.
You been puking, little girl?
- What? - Roy's lawyer was quoted as saying...
Mentally, you picture my dog...
Robert!
In a fire, as I recall.
All right!
Yeah, Bobby here is the most exciting item to hit Big Tuna
Beating close to mine
Geez Louise, Sailor, baby, you are somethin' else.
You're gonna have to kill me to keep me away from Lula.
You mark me the deepest.
in any manner you so desire.
with breasts that stood up and said hello.
Yes.
Thank you, Mr. Reindeer.
Jesus, Mary, Joseph.
Stay put. Don't move.
Come on, Mr. Big Round Balls.
I also wanna thank you, fellas.
you gotta have an active sense of humor.
It ain't so funny now, though.
You hook up with him, and you'll regret it...
Maybe I was there, but I didn't see anything at all.
Those'll do her.
Thanks, Bobby, about done.
You gotta get that thing sewed back on.
It's a problem I don't think is gonna go away too soon, though.
Come here.
Under a hundred.
You know, you look a whole lot better in the flesh.
So, baby, you're gonna burn.
So, what do you want, Mr. Snakeskin?
You're gonna have to kill me to keep me away from Lula
- I will, honey. - Please! Donít you let me down again.
Baby, quit bouncin'. I got one more toe to do.
...but I have not told you the type dog which I have.
Yup.
...you just about take me right over that rainbow.
You just give me one little minute, I'll quit.
Okay. Manslaughterer... who just broke parole
Can you give your old friend Santos a hug?
with this big old gun here.
I'll tell you, Lula.
but that ozone layer is disappearin'.
Well, there's a good side as well as a bad side to it.
Bitten Mamet Bitten Mamet
Am I scaring you?
Hello, there, Mr. Reindeer.
He wanted Christmas to last all year long.
That ain't never will happen, honey.
- Okay. Bye. - Bye. Honey.
You're not telling me you're that sweet on him, are you?
Are you gonna provide me with an opportunity
Anyone comes in, herd 'em back here quick.
Now go get yourself a beer.
And what's that?