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We could play charades or something.
Oh. Um, Omar?
Seriously, Jake? Look, it's a long story.
so I need to put in some serious face time with the kids,
Thank you. You're welcome.
I mean, Abby has home court advantage, literally.
Did I get the Xbox hooked up?
Use it. It won't make you a lesbian,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. Just... Just go on. Go on.
Seriously, he promised that she would not be coming over.
Gentlemen, can I get you another bottle of the cab?
The kids will love that. It's $4,500 a month.
I can't afford another lawyer.
She's your sister.
Bye. Bye.
Or the fact that she's 10.
Charlie, I was thinking we could go bowling,
No. I know, I know...
Love you, Abby. I love you guys.
What? Yes, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Like what?
That's ridiculous.
God, take it. Take it. Shh.
Oh, Lyla.
Oh, no. So close.
Dead?
We love you. Thank you.
She's got a little more heft.
No, no, not a meat steak.
Mommy just said, "Shit."
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Tell me your troubles and doubts
He says one day I might even be able to meet her.
I just want you out today,
Jake, that's nuclear.
You have to. Please.
I realize it's a lot to ask at this late hour, believe me.
I think the kids are gonna love staying at the Paradiso.
Ooh, oh Oh, no, no, no.
Can you move them? Any wounds?
I don't work, my kids don't go to school.
That's Mommy's toy.
I mean, the kid is only 10, and she is, like...
We got Annie Leibovitz up there with the camera,
Oh, my God, you are our knight in shining Armani.
(KEYBOARD TAPPING)
(CHUCKLING) Wow. Hold on, there.
As you know, associates don't reschedule meetings