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Tenssica.
Surprise. Surprise. Surprise
In my butt?
It was a leisurely breeze.
- No wrong answers. - Wow.
you're gonna lose most of your motor skills,
Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal?
I am not putting my father in a home!
my interdimensional portal device it's got no charge left, Morty.
And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty.
Oh, for crying out he's got some kind of disability or something.
and you're still asking me about getting those seeds?!
Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty.
My leg is shot off!
You know me I'm just trying to-
No, you can't!
Jessica? From my math class?
Morty, oh, you really d-did a number on your legs right now.
Morty! What are you doing to me?!
They hurt.
Aah!
and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.
I'll do it later, Morty. He'll be fine.
What is this on the floor?
I'm gonna be able to do all kind of things with them.
Okay, Jerry.
Butter? WHY?
I'm a genius. I build robots for fun.
My Name Is John My Name Is Kate
Manhandle them. Give them the business.
There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.
And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty,
Nosotros somos burros
through customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Morty.
You you really wear the pants around here.
We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty.
We're gonna die, Morty!
I don't know if a knife is necessary.
That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly.
No? No takers?
advanced, they had also halted
But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty,
Are you trying to say my family's poor?
Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good.
I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy.
Oh, nice, Morty!