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I do?
What the hell?
Look, I love you, Morty, but...
I think I'm gonna die I ate a poisonous banana
Someone call his wife and children!
- You got to come with me. - Rick, what's going on?
That's kind of the reason why I want to leave.
Um...
Now listen I need your help, Morty.
Reality Check! You know. You need to work within resource and time constraint.
Why do you think I'm a heart surgeon?
What do you think of this flying vehicle, Morty?
It detects stuff all the way up your butt.
It's gonna kill us!
Paul Newman movies on VHS...
They're imbeciles, Morty! I don't respect them.
And I know that's not a popular opinion,
Morty was having trouble in school way before my dad moved in,
What new machine?
We Did Something Great Today.
trying to fool around with with Brad because I don't swing that way or anything you know...
Oh, thank God.
I mean, these things are pointy.
Come on, Morty!
Sure thing, Rick.
my job involves performing heart surgery.
well yes i wanted to come back reincarnated as a car. yes! it was reincarnation selection day own self transformation week! so now let's do:vroom vroom beep! beep! 1960's camaro!
You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
but it's my two cents on the issue.
No, you can't!
Hey, honey, crazy idea bad pitch let's put your dad here.
have somebody, you know I want you to have the thing
Now, look, we're gonna be dealing with some real serious stuff today.
My Name Is Bella My Name Is Mark
I'm taking the wheel.
Y-y-you're a monster.
is the last child that needs to be missing classes.
so you're gonna have to do me a real solid.
Hey, Tom. We know when we're losing him.
Get off of me, Morty!