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Well, so? Well, I... I'm no performer.
♪ And decided to create a dream come true
We lose more guests that way.
♪ Why must I be a teenager
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Who needs the Connie Stevens spot?
What if I get a new sax player?
but I'm too close to something else.
(glass breaks)
And indeed he shall. Hi, Kermit.
Come here, Bert. Step right over here. No, I... No, stop it...
Uh, hiya, Connie.
Now that I know what people think of me here,
♪ 'Cause I am so afraid
Yes, it'll drive people to read books.
♪ Lydia, oh, Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
♪ Who can explain it?
♪ Don't care to go
♪ Doo doo
of beauty and talent, Miss Connie Stevens.
The bear is the worst thing she's ever seen in this theater?
No, no, really. Every time I look at him
♪ She has eyes that folks adore so
Oh, come on, Hilda. What do you say, huh?
my old buddy Bert.
OK. The ball is in your court, frog. Uh, wait a minute.
I'm gonna go out there
I love it. I love it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Muppet Show.
Oh, Bert. A suave, sophisticated showman like you, Bert?