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I just have to have a raise. What?!
♪ Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too
And now, to Washington DC for a direct call on our hot line.
Am I laying it on a little too thick?
One, two, three, dip.
Uh, Connie, at last...
Bert. The nose is still loose, Bert.
♪ I know for certain
(ding ding)
He had this long, thick greasy hair, you know,
♪ For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris
(screams)
to carry around a teddy bear?
with all the top tunes of today spinning merrily out your way.
they didn't want the bear around here,
♪ And somehow you know
So we're gonna have a great show for you tonight,
♪ Or Washington crossing the Delaware
Yeah, but Queen Victoria wouldn't have you!
I can't wait to hear the song.
♪ Sca-da-ba-da-doo
a Muppet likeness of yourself.
♪ They long to be
(♪ jazz)
Ahh!
Really? You think I'm emotionally mature enough
OK. And now, for your amazement and confusion,
Yeah. What if I refuse to play it?