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And could you ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream
Word on the street is cover the toilet seat with tissue.
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(CHITTERING)
(SNORING)
You think any of the gremlins from the Gremlins movie are there?
Here are the numbers for the police, fire, ambulance,
And now I'm using sarcasm to confess the whole thing,
Toot-Toot, I have something for you.
That's better! Go! (HORN BLOWING)
Okay, game over. It's a tie!
SARANDON: You've got mail, unlike the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.
LISA: Hmm.
(TIRES SCREECHING) (DOOR OPENING)
(WEAKLY) Wee...
Well, then maybe I will come by more often.
(SCREAMING)
Just put it in the trunk and leave.
Local boy Bart Simpson is being held hostage
Oh, Bob, why did I wait 100 years to get you up here?
When the monkey falls asleep,
To compensate for my own sense of smallness.
Uh-oh.
Now, Rod makes me check the closet every night for Rita Rudner.
by studying for the SATs.
The secular humanist did it in the schoolhouse with misinformation!
Yeah, great. New I need a new sidekick.
I'm so glad you're watching the boys, Marge.