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and their tails get all tangled up, and they can't even pull apart.
Like I'd want to, anyway.
And I'm Condoleezza Rice.
Talking to that guy is like looking in a mirror, huh?
It'll take forever to cover this with makeup.
I'm gonna stop by tonight. Maybe I'll pick up some Chinese.
He held our hands during our triumphs
And when you purchase Tracy Jordan,
You have no exit strategies.
Really? This water... does someone boil it first and throw it in your face?
Do you know why Jack Welch is the greatest leader since the Pharaohs?
You have to stuff your heart with steel wool
I can't be normal. If I'm normal, I'm boring.
He'll just keeping showing up at work to sell beepers.
he comes with a tattoo of a biblical dragon from outer space.
You've got to admire his persistence and stamina, though.
I'm gonna be sick.
Can I do "The Today Show" tomorrow?
the most restrictive country clubs.
When my mom's feeling old, she goes to this guy on 71st Street.
I hope you got a picture of that with the camera on your beeper.
I didn't know they served chicken nuggets at this restaurant.