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I thought I'd try the number 39 while I wait for a big date.
I'm afraid not, Bob.
Nah. I'm gonna call her Two Boobs.
and she's forcing me to take the day off.
And I'll call all the asses I know
- Goldie, what's going on? - What do you mean?
Wait, let me try it again.
- Here she comes. - Oh!
Yep. I do like the sandwiches, but, uh,
and so I was seeing if mine were in here
smelling them and, um, touching them.
♪ The french fries so crisp that you'll call the police ♪
So, turns out,
I mean, someday maybe I'll have 15 minutes
pretty fierce bottom ramen, you know?
Let's kiss. Just a little kiss.
Eh. Why'd I do that? Ugh.
- do you need help to your car? - Uh, no, thanks. I'm good.
Yes! All right, I got to go! I love you!
- Uh, hey-hey, Patricia? - Uh, kind of busy, Bob.
I mainly kept coming back 'cause I wanted to ask her out.
Mm. So you're saying I ought to do that thing
you guys will be able to go on your Ferris wheel date now.
-Oh. Thanks. -Okay, that's all of it. I got to go.
It's fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Have fun with your snails.
Okay, Tina, it's your time to shine.
- ♪ 69 ♪ - ♪ 69, I just say nice ♪
A lot. 11 times, possibly.
I'll call all the babies I know
- Whoa. - Yeah, he's got the burnout.