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What?
Here, take-take all... Take it.
2:45? Yeah, 2:45!
Wow.
Tall grande latte, two shots.
Well, she'll be better when her Powerball numbers come up,
Nah... You didn't know his name.
The shithead gone?
What a pleasant surprise.
So you were running down the street...
You really are beautiful.
Yeah. All alone.
Mm...!
♪ Hotter, sweeter ♪
Uh, here, just, uh...
All right, Carl, you know that pay phone that's outside
Everything.
Kev, you wanna get to it?
Well, I was just walking past,
So...
Do you know why doctors,
He would say, "We're doing everything we can," wouldn't he?
And did you try to call anyone else?
out of the front yard by some perv.
We can't bring a missing kid back
♪ Hotter, sweeter ♪
Debbie?
I fixed it.
and her dad, he...
We can't let anybody see you, with Casey, leaving our house.
For emergencies.
Yeah...
I'm up to my ass in housework.
♪ That you speak of♪ ♪
He said because I'm a hero.
I don't have a bike.
It's our new water heater.
$690, $700,
Hey, Li...!
You're up next in the shower.
to go beg for money on the streets.
I... came back.
I don't know if it was because I was young or...
where his mom was.
Advil's your best bet.
I love you, baby.
It was less than that!
I don't know that I can make that happen.
I stole something.
What, are you gonna call your uncle?
Attention: This is the Chicago...
Sheetrock that corner space for my bed.
that Sheila, she's something, huh?
I've got a lot of booze.
Oh, I know what you need, huh?
Come on.
Because they lie to help people.
and Allied Shippers can kiss her fine black ass.
over at the Sheridan?
That's what you do after you wash something.
Why can't you stay with Uncle Ray?
No mixers.
Yeah, Superman costume.
Penny for your thoughts.
you don't seem very happy to be getting married.
Why?
Not her.
He's got gangrene.
You can do this.
Fiona, you got Casey, all right?
It's time to get drunk again.
a long, deep, leisurely lunch.
Well, I'm flattered, but I can't.