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and I don't care if the city wants to cut it down.
We never should have hired a high-school student.
Nothing seemed to go right that year.
- It's the Omega 3,000. - How much?
He'd have died, if I hadn't cut his tie with my Girl Scout knife.
Blanche, you were dreaming.
OK. Let's get down to brass handles.
- You certainly sound pretty confident. - She slept with two commissioners.
I hope I'm not too late for the funeral.
Speak of the devil, here's the miserable witch.
Rose, that's lovely.
At that moment, I vowed to make that town pay
There is no such a thing as a rotten human being. There's good in everybody.
the democratic system will prevail.
nobody ever went to the dentist or the library.
When I was 16, I had acne and played the accordion in a marching band.
I killed her. I might as well have shot her with a gun.
I'm afraid for the moment she's in mine.
- Why not? - Because stapling a $20 bill
Hear that? One of her dearest friends.