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Apologize to that man.
The view, the pool. Oh, my God.
You taking Megan out?
You don't know the kind of danger that you're in, Syd.
Yeah, I do, girl.
Okay?
Papi that’s daddy right? Yeah...!
Already you breaking her heart?
What you gonna do When we come for you?
You gonna help us find Dixie 7...
Call us for your pest problem!!!
- What the fuck's going on here? - Out of my way.
No, you two.
I'll get them and glue them the fuck up.
Why don't you hook this pool up to your Ferrari and drag it out of here?
I'm gonna send a special 8 x 1 0 to his KKK buddies back in jail.
Alpha leader to Bravo Four, please continue relay.
Rat fuckers.
- Fuck you. - Fuck me? Fuck you!
- Seriously. Don't play with that boy. - Just tell him about New York.
- Tito, what you doing here? - You need a Cuban guide, fool.
You got two rovers on the balcony. I can't get a shot off.
I wouldn't be so crude.
Since 9-1 1, we've gone hi-tech over water. Dope runners have gone low.
- We gonna talk about this. - No. Get out of my face.
That’s my bad.
...and we're gonna throw this bitch in the ocean.
That that bullshit
Baby, the red shirt's nice. You guys have a good time.
And when you let the beautiful side...
Tonight la policia jacked my mules.
So glad you could join us, Mike.
Hold up.
That’s how you throw pussy
I bought your new pool.
Now, why would you scream out some crazy nonsense like that?
when they tell you an age you don't believe
Look, why don't we all go home...
damn! Somebody shot you in the ass
I'm gonna keep it real with you. Don't nobody know my sister like I do.
...and we're gonna put it in there with my mom's titties...
Who the fuck is Reggie?
- Me? I shot you? - Yeah.
Besides, models are filthy creatures.
...I could be playing "The Star-Spangled Banner."
Josef Kuninskavich.
Lupe's one of us. If she says your sister's there...
- Are you okay? - His wound is fine. It's...
"Ooh. Look, over there.
And I said:
We were thinking of something more along the lines of a training operation.
Gregg ............................... .....................................OMAR
Gregg ..................... .....................................OMAR
So you ready to bust this case open?
We like each other. What's the big deal?
...I said, "Syd."
...or my money.
Vargas! Get out! Abort!
Where's backup?
Most Impressive
And you two motherfuckers need sigmar
Ay! You Make Your Bed You Sleep In It!
Shit Byrant, you at least 50
You not gonna break me, Bob
Go! Go! Go!
Boss, it ended up crazy.
NOW THAT'S HOW YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IT
Why you gotta get so close?
- Drop the weapon! - Drop the weapon now!
Guys, we got three bogeys. They're splitting up. They're moving.
Make yourself at home.
Captain, Air Force Stallion has a contact at 1 -8-0 closing fast.
Shit, nigga you at least 30.
Bitch I Have A Massive Erection
- Shit! - I need backup on Canal, now!
Weapons, men, a safe house. Whatever we need.
Let me holler at him.
I got a bunch of bodies waiting with plenty of room in them...
I got glue in the car.
It’s just Fantasy Football…..
- Tito? - Welcome to Cuba.
How am I look at my pupil? What, I'm...
Lock, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down.
That one puckered up my butthole. - Almost fucking crushed my head.
Oh, shit! Look at the balls on that motherfucker.
Without this, we are no more than beasts.
Get down! Get down now!
We gotta get her out. Go! Come on!
...find out what Tapia's up to.
You, drive!
- Show me some ID. - I don't have none on me.
...not bang your therapist.
Move! Move!
- Roaches? We got rats. - Say what?
Now that’s how you suppose to hit somebody!
For real, I'm straight with all your spiritual enlightenment and that shit.
Carlos, could you bring Josef in?
...and I gotta hear shit out of you? Then on top of that shit...
I tried taking Viagra, you know, pop one, pop two.
Fucking ratones eating my fucking money.
They want to help. And don't ask me.
You and you have to do something for me.
Bravo's on the move.
Move! Move!
I'm gonna have some Pepto.
Pesh is like a pitbull With that little pink thing hanging out
...but that'd be a bunch of bullshit today.
- What's going on? Shit! - Get out of the house!
From now on that’s how you do YOU
I thought you were on vacation.
Shit! Shit.
They shot me. They got me, man. Yo!
Damn, somebody's teeth.
We are 25 degrees north, 84 degrees west.
Shots fired
THAT'S HOW YOU SUPPOSED TO DO A MUSIC VIDEO
Jesus is the way, my brothers
Alpha leader, hit it. Br...
Because at the end, what else do we have but friendship, trust...
- Don't you have relatives to pick up? - What?
What's "this close"?
And you two motherfuckers need Jesus.
We got our rights.
So we're gonna take Mitch Starc,
Possibly getting hurt.
The only thing we can guarantee Is these rats will keep fucking
It's baffling. You secretly decide to pay me less and you talk about respect?
All right, be aware, we got three bogeys unidentified.
- What? - No, a lot of times with these...
Now that’s how you suppose to shoot!!! From now on that’s how you shoot!!
In front of my babies you got porno and homo shows up in here?
He's a businessman, we're businessmen.
I just want little angels looking down on me.
Hate the tailor
Two bags? You embarrassed me in front of my people.
- And whoosah. - Whoosah.
It's very unnecessary. What do you need with another banker?
- Damn. Now, was that necessary, sir? - See?
It ain't like I won't tell him. How am I not tell him?
Quite a few.
From now on, that’s how you dress
Tell her I'm on. the way
I need to express right now.
It's out of our field of vision. Bring it up.
.
We're entering the house. Go!
All right, guys, smarten up. Talk to me.
- Undercover police! Everybody move! - Undercover police!
Call General Santos. Tell him I need him now!
It's a medical thing.
Stop! Stop!
From now on, that's how you Project Manage!
What I'm gonna do ain't even gonna be legal.