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It's dangerous. And if something happen to you I might...
Tell me, gentlemen...
...and I will control everything...
You're lucky they did not find my drugs on Dixie 7.
Roberto thinks they were the gangbangers...
- This is bad, I have to go. - Listen, you have a lot of company.
- I'm telling you, I've checked them. - Alex, look. A guy's OD'ing.
- Dump truck! - I got it.
My partner came here tonight prepared to die.
It's a delicate situation.
Ecstasy fucks them up.
He can't tell us shit mike. He's all fucked up!
It'd be better to begin in the rest of the house.
You're an enigma.
I gotta go meet somebody. It was nice seeing you again, Mike.
- Get down! - Drop the...!
But it is a problem nonetheless.
Look at this.
Load up.
What you got, dickhead?
Hell... Hell, no!
I came all the way to Cuba for this.
You Make Your Bed You Sleep In It! AY!
Get up, Marcus!
I'm gonna head down to the truck, get some poison pellets and stuff.
- Glue them up. - What?
Good morning, Lars Morning, Marco
EATING BATS... Y’ALL A BUNCH OF FILTHY MOTHERFUCKERS
- Something funny? Something funny? - Mike, where are they?
...who those two black puta de mierda are.
James. Get my screwdriver. Damn bolts.
You're arresting me FOR BREAKING THE LAW!? WE GOT OUR RIGHTS!!!
You are standing on a live minefield!
Captain, we've lost target.
How old is you?
Now, how is that information gonna help me do my job?
Right there! Oh, shit, Mike!
Stop pointing the gun at the boy.
- He knows about New York. - About us? You told him about us?
These dudes is off the chain!
Here's your delivery and payment.
You know what, Syd, that shit you did was reckless...
Go, go, go, go, go!
- Can't what? - I can't even get an erection.
Reggie.
Thank you kindly.
- Just like Sex and the City. - Theresa, cancel the damn cable.
you two motherfuckers need Jesus
Fucking bitches.
ship just got real.
Change the station. More music, less Marcus.
Everything. Tapia's the biggest supplier of drug cash to Castro.
- It's a guy's finger. - What, did the rats eat the rest of him?
- How we looking? - Let me check it out.
But I need to know if a crackhead rolls to me with a.9, you'll cook that fool.
Should I screw your young wife...
Looks to be three black male occupants.
How 2020 gettin' slid tf up outta here
Let's wait for Josef. You know, me and digits.
- Nothing exciting. - Well, you keep pushing papers.
Okay, here's the ocean, 300 yards from Tapia's house.
No drugs. Oh, okay. All right. How about the money?
Oh, I want my next partner to shoot just like that.
1BIR
Dan Marino should definitely buy this car.
You call.
- Tapia's mansion, Delta. - Dixie Boy boat dock, Bravo.
I just got outta jail and I ain't goin back!
...you gonna be in the next Busta Rhymes video on BET.
You a virgin?
- Did you just call me a tick? - I was referring to him.
I might be up in here with these motherfuckers.
They killed the boy!
- You always gotta go racial, man. - It's sad, man.
I'm gonna keep it real with you too, man. I think she can handle herself.
Do you know her brother on Miami PD? Find him.
Ya’ll motherfuckers need Jesus
You have $ 1 00 million of mine...
For the DEA you ain't nothing but a honeypot.
Everything fucking shiny new
- When? - I need a minute.
It’s on THE WAY
Hold your ears. Hey, you.
Everybody just needs to relax. Whoosah. Whoosah. Whoosah.
Whoosah, motherfucker!
- Get you tickets to the Heat game. - I need floor seats.
we ride together, we die together Shitposters for life!
Left. Left. Yeah. There we go. This is not as easy as it looks.
Zoepounders knew exactly when to hit the drop, where to hit the drop...
Just leave it alone.
This is Megan's godfather, okay? He just got out the joint.
Man, your badge?! He has a gun! Shoot him!
You... It's just nerve damage, that's all.
That man is a criminal. Okay? We busted him at the...
Rat
You buddy trying to convince you to fill the last spot in your foursome this weekend.
We thinking about going national.
- Give me the gun! - Okay.
That's my dog.
And tell him about the thing.
We're in.
- Illegally? - You got to put a word to it.
Right there. See the gun?
What's happened to this gun? My son will slice you into chorizo.
Motherfucker, you look 30.
It's not your fault.
How 2020 getting slid tf up outta here
- You're in my country, though. - Fuck you, how's that?
I think I figured out your problem.
From now on, that's how you shoot!
Carlos, another box.
You're the one that needs therapy.
Supple leather, you know...
Somebody talk to me. What's going on?
...other things that were affected.
Like, what am I gonna do with these big-ass dead titties?
I want a warrant to go into his mortuaries immediately.
Come. You don't take me alive.
Cuban army was everywhere.
Shit!
...they got a lot of firepower and they hate the law. So eyes open out there.
Nigga you at least 40
You know, I said all that, Mike, and all you heard was "Salary."
We've got a fast-moving contact heading 3-5-0 toward South Florida.
...because my dad owns the store.
Bimbo's next.
- One in the chamber. - I'm out.
I bet he'd like his money in a timely fashion.
And our mystery finger belongs to:
To the left. To the left. Oh, shit.
- How old are you? - I'm 1 5, Mr. Burnett.
- I won't let that coffin get away. - But they're all around us.
Use your computer brain and tap the phone.
But I ain't saying I shot you in the ass.
You done forgot I'm your big brother, huh?
What I don't appreciate is you two following me here...
In a month or two we'll have enough for a conviction and it'll be over.
Hello? Is this the pest control?
This is a big problem, Carlos.
Move! We got the package.
Vessel is dead in the water. Vessel is dead in the water.
THE MORE YOU GUYS FUCK UP
Pensionari imbecili Stati in casa
How did you sink a boat?
Every time the PD goes after him...
You don't pay attention to shit!
Oh, my God. Pink.
Listen to what we got at Tapia's.
Baby, soon, okay? Real soon.
He’s all fucked up
Oh, my God! No! God! Oh, my God!
- Gotta get us to Guantanamo Bay! - No.
- You're not leaving me with them. - Plant your wires.
How did you sink a boat
If I threw you out of a speeding ice truck...
We got them.
Head for the tunnel. I'll blow this.
Should I bring my thong?
Marsupials.
But we should ensure there's no breeding elsewhere in the house.
He don't let nobody touch his camera.
We gotta hurry up.