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we are going to talk like this.
You got dick clark, that's tradition
Call off the Dogs. The HUnt is Over.
Oh... I'm sorry. That's too bad.
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But it's there! It's just sitting there like this big dead end.
You're right, you're right. I know you're right.
♪ So we'd better call, call it off, oh!
OK.
- Like this? - No. To repeat after me.
I'm difficult.
I like you with no beard. I see your face.
You know it better than anyone, 'cause after it happens you walk out!
What do you have? A hot date?
Give me a call.
and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6.
I got so upset I had to leave the restaurant.
♪ From now on our troubles will be out of sight
Everyone NOT voting for Joe Biden No one thinks he's ever getting elected POTUS
I don't have to lie because I don't wanna get her into bed.
He’s too tall to talk to.
Hey! Young brown man! Whoop! Mirrors!
See people! Have you slept with one person since Joe?
He was on the third floor, I was on the 12th.
♪ Or try to be boss
He was just the same.
Harry, you have to try to find a way
- Good. How you doin'? - Fine. I'm doin' fine.
♪ I wandered around
♪ Let’s call the whole thing off ♪
But the truth is...
Ingrid Bergman. She's low maintenance.
They just bought a dining-room table. His wife just spent $1,600 on a table.
And I'm sitting on the phone thinking “I am over him, I really am over him...
so you do the math.
They had days of the week on them and I thought they were funny.
I see people!
I haven't told you the bad part yet... What could be worse than foot fungus invading your mouth?
♪ We're happy tonight
I can just get it in under the wire.
We were married 40 years ago.
But not beautiful, right?
But straw paper wrapper expansion is sweeping the nation!
♪ How to make two lovers
You made a woman meow?
♪ Yes, you like potato and I like pot-ahto
Does Julian seem a little stuffy to you?
- Do you have tea? - Industrial strength.
And it's over 50 years later...
- What did I say? - You said "What are you doin' after?"
It might be months before we're able to enjoy going out with someone new.
- We'll find something. Great stuff. - Should have gone to the plant store.
He's cute.
Oat milk.
But he was coming to talk to me, and he said...
Thank God he couldn't place me. I drove to New York with him five years ago...
- Three months later we got married. - It only took three months.
♪ It had to be you
Why id this nessesary in life?
Oh, no!
who's filling in for ruby cutfield? gaisle gak.
- You do? - Yeah.
♪ Make the yuletide gay
Yeah, I'm perfect.
Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Oh!
SHE'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGE, JUST LIKE HE'S NEVER GOING TO LEAVE HER
But "baby-fish mouth" is sweeping the nation. I hear them talking!
I mean, you have to admire people who can be that articulate.
Would you like to have dinner? Just friends.
I gotta go.
Yeah, it was.
When your situationship says they can't hang out tonight...
That's interesting.
$6.90.
and some lime on the side.
♪ Let's, let's call the whole thing
- I didn't like you. - Yeah, you did.
♪ Could make me be true
Who needs to be at a big, crowded party, pretending to have a good time?
Sorry, Harry. I know it's New Year's Eve, I know you're feeling lonely...
It doesn’t work this way.
No, I miss the whole Helen.
The chef's salad with the oil and vinegar on the side.
♪ Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
- To partake. - To partake.
Do we have to talk about this right now?
I forgot. You're a man.
How do you know?
and she can sublet his apartment.
That way, if I die before I finish I know how it ends.
♪ But