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Canjorie, I'm ridiculous of you to think of killing yourself for your group.
1-A ... 1-A ... 1-A ...
Run, George! Run, George!
Hello, Mary.
and then I'm going to build things.
Because, you know, sir, he's got the I.Q. of a rabbit.
- We don't need Potter over here. - I'll take mine now.
Teach er says every time you use a meme the u.s. bombs another country
george i told you we want the cake in frustals! boing good riddance faye in 3\4's yes you missed out!
Rochester? Well, why Rochester?
Oh, why don't you stop annoying people?
Say, brainless
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, AT MWY'S FINAL PERFORMANCE HE WEPT & PRAYED
Know you? Hum, are you kidding'?
Well, I tell you. It's purely mercenary.
Oh, me? Oh, well, I feel funny enough already, with all these kids.
Harry's a genius at research.
Very well. In that case, I'll ask the two executive officers to withdraw.
- I'd like to do that. - Yeah.
I’m alright! I’m alllll right
- Oh, no. I wanna ... - Sir, my train, please!
You're — You're — You're crazy. That's what I think.
- You tell me. - Why don't you go home?
yes beryl kneeverruselserette? what do you want? i want blungeeea (ow!) kneecap to the face again!
"Mulled Wine, Heavy On The Cinnamon And Light On The Cloves."
Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!
Andries, did it all. Andries did it!
Joseph, Jesus and Mary. Help my friend, Mr. Bailey.
who's filling in for linda penvellyn? andrew sargent.
- What man? - B-B-Bank ... examiner.
George, can I see you a minute?
You know, George, I wish we could send Harry to college with you.
- Aw, Pop, just a little. - No, son. Not one drop.
Kind that will help you find the answers, George.
How's that?
I can't find it anywhere.
Bingo!
But they got one condition, only one condition.
- Who, Daddy? - I don't know.
Mr. Potter!
Hello, darling.
- Hello, Violet. How are you ... - Hello. What am I bid?
Hello, George. Hello, Mary.
Something terrible's happened to me.
I, I mean, without a dress. You look older.
Come here a minute.
and paying the kind of rent he decides.
can you make me a live-in lady again? oh honey i knew you'd fly back to the nest! now let's see ooh latex good! now you remind me of joanie harris. debbie reynolds closer? oh i don't think i have the strenth, but i tell ya what. (cheeks blush) are we close almost tilt! aah! close? any closer and you'd be leticia morambio.
Wh-Where's Mary?
Only us explorers can get it.
zuzuhören!
I don’t want to work I want to look at my flowers
Help me, won't you, please?
That's where I'm going. I don't know why I came here in the first place.
Your brother, Harry Bailey,
- Seven ... - We're going to make it, George.
- Look at you! - I don't care.
You all right, George?
Fill in that little bare spot right there.
what would happen if i was a dantalianalien? well i'd pock you out.
thoshock? what do you want todsssnok? feed the thomryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal thomson! betrayal thomson! whaap! whaap! tomptato! tomptato! tommmannoy tompeeemmddirkirti! thank you tompswseswerrrkririfi tommeeoelrofkfk! you're welcome tomppwoeworkrfjfufsauce tomswpeoreoiejvkgoffotitinahhrrooo!
Uh, would you show these gentlemen to the door?
I feel so good. I could spit in Potter's eye.
But it caught him that cold which infected his left ear.
- you hear what that buzzard ... - Mr. Chairman,
Oh, don't do this to me. Please, Mary, help me.
- Oh, George, George, George. - Mary! Let me touch you.
He wants me to find out if you're going to come along with us.
Lost Grimoires Stolen Kingdom
All right, Tom, how much do you need?
If you do, just say the word, I'll throw a lasso around it
Do I paint a correct picture, or do I exaggerate?
They didn't ask any questions — just said: "If Spags is in trouble, count me in ...
Well, your money's in Joe's nft start up... In the office next door to your Etsy store
Help!
Merry Christmas Rochester!
- Home? What home? - Now shut up! Cut it out!
One of us is gay!
Ya- Ya- You’re screwy...
Where's my insurance policy? Oh, here.
what would happen if i was a lander? oh god then i'd get the runawy all bumped up.
I'm seeing things here.
- Is it snowing? - Yeah, just started.
Trump Pardon-O-Matic
Oh, did you hear that, Annie?
I ... You, you look wonderful!
That's Henry F. Potter.
You just can't keep those Baileys down, now can you, Mr. Potter.
Now go upstairs and see what little Zuzu wants.
Mary! Clarence!
george stop being a zooaplankton! sorry faye.
and we're building him a house worth five thousand dollars.
Merry Christmas Mr Potter
Another big red letter day...
All right.
All right now, what happened? How did it start?
How about you, angel, you want a drink?
But neither you nor anybody else can say anything against his character,
Sup
This town needs this measly one-horse institution ...
Okay then, I'll throw a rock at the old Granville house.
- What are you, a mind reader or something? - Oh, no.
- I'll give you the moon, Mary. - I'll take it. Then what?
- Oh, no, please, no go out this way, Mr. Bailey. - I'm all right.
Where are we going?
Make it a double.
Hey, Alex, don't take any plug nickels.
Okay, all right. Double bourbon, will you? Quick, huh.
- Eustace. - Yeah?
You're supposed to be the one that has all the answers.
A whole week in New York. A whole week in Bermuda.
this week;
You have no family, no children.
Hey, what's the matter with you? Look where you're going!
As if I had the money back in a safe.
Yeah, if it hadn't been for me, everybody'd be a lot better off.
I've been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.
how about an up and down with the hungry jack's pressure hospital? or better yet how about an up and down with the sequel cake pressure hospital? or better yet how about an up and down with the risen shadow pressure hospital?
I don't know.
I want something for a thousand and one nights.
ME, AUSTIN BAKER, I OWN MY OWN HOUSE
Eight thousand.
Yes. Old moss-back George.
look daddy! bri-guy says every time an attribute's tagged correctly in intelagree... an angel gets its wings
Big Ones
whipers? yes whipers.
Oh, I'd love it, Georgie. What'll we do?
- What did they have to eat? - Wha-What did they have to eat?
The chance of a lifetime.
- My father just fell in love with him. - And you did, too.
- Think I'd better be going. - Look,
And we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear?
It's full of romance, that old place.
george i told ya not to have collatral triangles roll over rubizoids and say "we're living in a world of booze!" boing good riddance faye you beekrjejbettle from frathaeil,ey's druskits!
Well, I, uh, I suppose I'll find out sooner or later,
He didn't save enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me.
Okay. Just step on it. Just get me home.
Ummm.
Oh, brother ...
Mary! Hello. Listen, dear. I'm sorry ...
Hey, look, you gave up your boat trip, now you don't want to miss college, too, do you?
Well, aren't you going to finish dressing for your graduating party?
- Now, will you do something for me? - What?
Well, Merry Christmas!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I'm Chloe Richards-Whitman. The New Whitman Family.
Pop, I think I'll get dressed and go over to Harry's party.
Gahlic Eaters
- Mary! - Oh, no, you don't!
Young man, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, married, making say ... forty a week.
Ma Bailey and Mrs. Hatch joined the Red Cross and sewed.
Look it here ... from Tahiti, Fiji Islands, the Coral Sea!
they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community.
♪ I Love You Truly, ♪
you're talking about something you can't get your fingers on and it's galling you
Help me, Clarence.
In the meantime, I'll draw up the papers.
Go on, Pete, you're a big boy.
There's the old cemetery, squirrels, buttercups, daisies.