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Hey.
after spending 90 dollars on theatre tickets.
- There are only four doctors here. - I counted more than that.
- you wore for your date? - The miracle lift super push-up bra.
Personally, I hope it's all three.
I knew I couldn't let her go out that door.
...it was long overdue, but thank you. - You're welcome.
- It had anchovies. - And pineapples.
I take her for a romantic ferry ride, and I decide to take it out...
OK. You can direct any technical questions to my former sister-in-law.
First dates, huh? Somebody give me 700 bucks.
SARS sucks.
- He's your bitch, isn't he? - Yeah.
Johnson is a dermatologist, Greek for "fake doctor",
and just tear it apart.
That guy's getting a hug at the door.
Carla, when you first dated Turk,
I'm saving this for my party tonight.
- Could you make your face a bit redder? - I want more money.
She can't get on my scooter.