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...and Sheldon wants to come.
Oh. Sheldon seemed to think I'd be upset about you hanging out.
...about trying to invent that memory-wiper gizmo from Men In Black.
Oh, good. Because his mother called me.
I haven't had sex in a year.
You're welcome, sweetie.
I bet you think you smell hot dogs.
No, Goofy, no. No, Goofy, no.
Oh, Lord, I'm in Jewish hell.
Thanks for seeing me on such short notice.
Why did you ask if I had one too?
Point taken. You may wanna sit up.
Do you think this is really Hillary Clinton doing it with Oprah?
Well, then as my meemaw would say...
Oh. Yes.
- I'm not going out tonight, Raj. - All right.
It's 10:00. Where have you been?
He'll have nightmares, and I'll have to deal with it.
Here.
...and kind and sexy and funny and everything you ever wanted in a woman.