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Merry Christmas.
Oh, shit!
Why would I lay a hand on Jillian? It's not like your fucking Jillian...
- Off of Vermont. - Classy!
- to give it a bath. - Oh, girl, she tried her out.
It's Dinah!
I got Ty on the West Side, right?
Girl, where you been?
But we're eating.
'Cause I would really fucking love that.
I'm gonna have to fuck her up now too!
Girl, you seen it. I know you did.
and Highland. Donut shop.
Getting my fucking hair thing. Is that OK with you?
The world can be a cruel place.
Yeah. Fix your face. Fix that mug. That's what everybody is looking at.
- No, let's go. - Of course he knows my name!
I'm tired of being fucking nice to people.
Come on. Move your ass.
What didn't she tell you?
Because as soon as there's some drama, I'm out of there!
- She drinks out of my straw. - Nice.
Christmas is Christmas regardless of the weather.
Remember, Sin-Dee. No drama!
Where the fuck is Chester at?
See you later, God bless.
Did you get a lot of trade up in there or what?
Your husband is with gay prostitutes.
He was pouring us cognac. Now we have to pour it ourselves.
that's south of just fucking all the other streets.
And his breath always smells like he's been eating ass for days!
When your husband goes out and buys a girl like me,
No, no, no. Mamasan, I'm sorry.
alright, nigga, I'm gonna get you Pinkberry.
I am so excited about that!
to come pick me up.
So, she called me Mia.
You got any aspirin?
- Sin-Dee. - Oh, hey, Alexandra.
You are... Chester.
This has to come off too.
But please, please tell me you didn't lay a hand on Jillian?
Come here.
- Dee Dee... I don't know, girl! - Give me your fucking phone!
You tried it.
- Did you hear what she said? - Razmik!
I'm not leaving unless you tell me where he is...
I can hear you.
- He owes me fucking money. - Is it true?
It's Christmas Eve. We'll all go our separate ways.
Yeah.
Girl. Nash!
- Alright, listen, listen. - Hello?
Yeah, it is cruel. God gave me a penis.
You think I don't know? I check your bank statements...
You finally got tits, bitch!
You new? New in town?
I'll take care of it.
This is what the fuck I'm dealing with.
Let me know when you get it fixed up. Let me know.
There ain't no Dana here.
Yeah, no drama.
Pull it out.
It's whatever you want it to be.
Nigga, come here. Let me talk to you.
- It's in my fucking hair! - Wait, wait.
- Bye! - Thank you so much.
I said I'm not going to go anywhere.
- Stop yelling! - Okay.
Oh, my God.
Mamasan, I'm sorry. I'm gonna chill these motherfuckers out.
You think the government doesn't know about aliens and spaceships and shit?
- No, he don't do my drugs. - You see?
We'll just be bald together.
Yes, we're supposed to share it, bitch. I am broke.
Yes. Of course. I know him very well.
You forget I got a dick, too.
Well, you ain't doing your job so I couldn't cum.
I thought they let your ass out at noon.
♪ Once you pass its borders ♪
- I don't know what else to say. - The only thing I can say is this.
Chester, I was at Twin Towers, not fucking Wasco State Prison.
Can we do some French, please? Here.
No, no, no.
Girl, what the fuck? You know I don't do that shit.
Have you seen that white bitch either?