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The name of a guy.
[AIR HISSING]
No. What if he hurts someone?
Commence Operation Child Endangerment.
[BILLY GRUNTS]
you two want to explain to me what in the name of Jesus
Get Away From The Door! Ah!
[STEADY BEEPING]
You, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
[IN SING-SONGY VOICE] Who's there?
Come on, man, not my scooper.
You kids think this is some kind of sick prank, huh?
Name and relation?
Larry?
It's a summer job. Your life is hardly over.
[GRUNTS]
It wasn't a car.
[MIKE] Billy.
Know what I love most about this country?
♪ Don't know when ♪
[MIKE SIGHS]
Capitalism.
this is worse.
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
whenever he was close.
- Where are you guys? - I'm coming. Just...
[MIKE] Billy!
Pool's closed.
She turned it off.
We have some real fun stories about that.
Is that what that was? That was humiliating.
You little shits think this is funny?
Oh!
What did he say?
[YELLS]
Oh.
[CHOKING] No...
[MAX] What happened?
[DRAWER OPENS, CLOSES]
- [SLURPING CONTINUES] - Do this for America... Erica.
I'll fit.
A while.
Excuse me?
He made me lie. I mean,
[ELEVEN PANTING]
[BILLY GRUNTS]
better be the first of many.
Three: you broke into her home, committing trespass.
Gary or John or something.
[STEVE] Robin.
[SCREAMING]
♪ But I know we'll meet again ♪
You've learned...
He only used me when he needed me.
Hey, what is it?
[LIGHTER CLICKS]
But you refused, and now, I'm screwed.
Okay, well, I don't remember that.
[ALL GASP]
[RETCHING]
Heather!
[LARRY GRUNTS] Damn it!
I get it from you, Mom.
- [YELLS] - [GASPS]
... finish it.
Or how about drinking on duty?
Ahoy!
What do you mean it wasn't a car?
[BILLY SNIFFLES]