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What I want to know is how you could do this to me.
and I walk up to a casket.
We already finished all of our homework
I've been giving you some space, but...
All right, I can do that.
What was that?
to do whatever I want with whomever I want.
are taking a little stroll around the block.
Yeah, which means you're bored, right?
I am in a monogamous relationship.
in Step Brothers, right?
You worked with him for over a year.
Okay? I'll handle it all.
(chuckles): Yeah.
Best friend thing. (laughs)
(sighs)
You know, I mean, we're barely talking, and...
All you have to do is show up
I will, however, describe your face.
Isn't it? It's so beautiful,
♪ ♪
Oh, my God. We have to get out of here.
Just like that weatherman said. They're the worst.
(blows)
Because I missed you.
or a great insight into a case.
(gasps)
eee
Yay! Oh, hooray. I-I knew you'd say "All right."
... holding an oil painting of me and him.
without actively being embarrassing?
No, no, no. You do not have my consent.
hot, naked, sweaty elevator sex with you?
Hello, "Nathan-ay-El."
I know what we should do.
♪ When I blow, it sounds like "whee!" ♪
- Here you go. - Thanks.
You know, I'm so sorry about her.
and... getting teary missing him,
Oh, my God, baby, that is so sexy.
And two weeks is actually, it's not,
That's gonna pass.
and I don't know how long that's gonna take.
Yay for me.
Cool.
Uh, well...
- At a church. - (chuckles) Hilarious.
This isn't one of your secret tricks,
God, I love that movie. You know, I'm in.
and bank vaults and the trunk of a car.
I'm gonna go... sprinkle the infield.
No goose bumps?
To be called by one's name is one of the rights
All right.
it'll work out great, because you're smart and amazing.
(clears throat)
I actually had an amazing dream.
Because you tried to seduce me even though I'm engaged.
Uh-huh.
♪ You might say, "Don't do it, wind ♪
Okay? There you go.
... me?
Okay, so we've been here all night.
Geez! I for one