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♪ Hello there, it's me ♪
something important over here, okay?
We have the Santa Ana winds.
Maybe because making a permanent commitment to someone
Like, seriously fired this time.
Now we're just stuck in here.
Maybe... I will give him another chance.
It was George Washington, George Foreman,
♪ Super weird ♪
Come on. Anyway,
Just as soon as you say my name.
I don't know what's happening.
Of course I did, because I care.
Can you help us?
(sighs)
If we get married here,
Reese Witherspoon, like, eight times.
I don't want people thinking I'm a doormat.
- How do you know that? - I looked it up
He's our only way out of here.
Incidentally, your account is not private.
Can you cuddle pride?
Wake up. I got to talk to you. It's really important.
Um... I apologize. I don't know...
♪ You're my best friend and I know I'm not yours ♪
(breathing heavily)
No. Get away from me, Mr. Wind!
I can't do this anymore.
♪ I said it's okay. ♪
♪ Good thing I happen to have an old condom ♪
He actually watched us do it like a sadistic sadist.
♪ Let's quickly have intercourse ♪
It's in two weeks! (squeals)
♪ They're probably straightforward nipples ♪
in a calm voice, and I'm supposed to take it. Awesome.
Feels like the carrot's still in the dip,
Please, sir.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Please!
Because I thought about it,
- Okay. Code yellow. - Oh.
♪ What's a girl to do when she's stuck between men? ♪
out of that Scarsdale bar mitzvah than I did.
REBECCA: Ugh. Not this. This.
And evil.
Get away from me! Go back to Santa Ana!
While you're doing that,
Okay, check out this gorgeous wedding venue in Malibu.
We're sorry, but we can't remember your name.
that I don't care where I rank with you.
I've been talking to some potential clients
Oh. It's those damn Devil Winds.
- if you know, why wait, right? - Exactly.
♪ So it's you, Rebecca ♪
Will you accept the charges? Yes.
Mm.
♪ Which will make things weird. ♪
(gasps) Oh, my God.
Wow. Okay.
mine was upsetting.
(chuckles): Wait, wait, d-don't be sorry.
She just, um... Yeah.
And?
It's probably just the weather.
Get in here.
♪ When I blow, there's magic in the air ♪
for you and Josh.
Stop talking dirty.
Slytherin are proud, cunning, ambitious.
but secretly have the hots for each other...
NBD. You know, casual thing.
(mocking gibberish)
and my best friend deserves a special meal.