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IF YOU GIVE THAT VIMPAT AWAY I’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH TENA THIGPEN AND I MAKE IT A POINT NEVER TO DEAL WITH TENA THIGPEN
He used to live in Ohio somewhere.
I don't know what I'd do.
We'll buy them if we have to.”
Oh God. Your hair is so short.
Kill! Rhett! Kill!
Happy Birthday Natalie! Hope you enjoy all the adventures!
Well, I am sorry, Sammy
The only thing I have ever said to you is that I want you to be happy.
Ouiser, Ouiser, I was just kidding. Come back. Oh.
Get out of them trees, damn it!
from her Miss Merry Christmas title
You missed your chance.
Miss Wendy There are still good tones to be had
♪ Through light and darkness ♪
You are special Shelby
Get out of there!
No. For the nursery.
Daddy, the Super Music Friends Show is on! Coming hon.
You're supposed to soak the red beans overnight.
♪ Dress in style, go hog wild, me oh my oh ♪
That's good.
Mama's going to give me one of her kidneys.
it's too late.
Okay. Now?
She made the cake.
Ouiser, you look like hammered shit.
to someone with my medical record.
Nancy Beth, come along.
Spoken Like A True Smart Ass
yes beryl euctionette? what do you want? i want to do some euiguillying and rooking bribs in ellenbrook.
♪ I'm gonna run, run, run ♪
You are a pig from hell!
is a little piece of heaven on earth.
Sure.
Nancy Beth was discovered in a local motel
This is the romantic part.
Grrr.
Oh, Truvy.
Well?
It's in the “Freezes Beautifully” section of my cookbook.
You were brought up right
I can't talk about this right now Ouiser. Hey kids, gather round for... Whoa. Hey Ouiser, I wish I could teach all these people at church some sounds.
You betcha. Come on girls, we don't wanna miss our special Cher! As Spud, Tommy and Jonathan wave goodbye to the six, Clairee blasts off back to earth so the girls can happily see Cher.
So much for the card game.
Shelby does a lot of things I can't believe.
Tupperware Party Time!!!
Oh dear Lord. Hey kids, just gather round, for Biz's Beat of the Day I'm a-teach you some sounds!
Come on.
I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
at Robeline's boarding house.
I can’t even begin to think how you make gray shirts…
to talk to M'Lynn about her husband.
I wear a size 6,
that nobody cries alone in my presence.
White shows EVERYTHING, just look at those grass stains!!
[Annelle] Thank you.
Beautifully,
I miss romance so much.
I think it would help things a lot.
daily mantra to ....
Spoken like a true smartass!
They say that our marriage may not be legal.
That is all she wrote!
Oh, Mama.
Okay.
Don't look at me like that.
It's not your fault. I used to think you were crazy for marrying that man.
I’m a chain!!
M'Lynn puts the glowing glow worm back in her purse. Thanks Glowee. Well, we did it. We came all the way to the moon, found Truvy's makeup kit, and Clairee got to prepare for Cher.
Boys, we're off to Truvy's.
If they show, it'll look tacky.
You're joking, right?
THATS ONE UGLY DOG!
Me talking about my kids
I'll probably give them away.
Spoken like a true smart ass!
Well, it's very simple, really.
Whitey Black says
and we did things that frightened the fish.
BAHAHAHAH
I know you never do. Does he?
she paid $500 for that dress...
Annelle, why are you so late?
I'm a chain! Two Scoops!
You look terrific.
I'm not about to open a new can of worms.
Whoo!
Aah! Jack!
How long is Biz's Beat of the Day gonna take while I'm trying to do Shelby's hair? Oh, thank God it's done now. Right thank you all kids, I love you all. Bye-bye!
“The Lord works in mysterious ways.”.
We're going to get a new house.
I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
May he be as good-looking as I am.
You're going to have to get her pink suit,
Oh, I'm not worried about that.
Being a Brown's fan
I know you're in there!
M'Lynn, what's wrong with you these days?
Wave those flags, son.
Well
This is football.
Now, are these chocolate chips semisweet or milk?
The way Natalia feels about Ranch Style Beans
Oh, coming up.
And last but not least, the one and only, the human beatbox, Mr. Biz Markie! Alright!
Would you call this colour grape or aubergine?
I just held Shelby's hand.
My dad's going to say something.
Through here. Come on. Get her in.
With some little fringe on them.
there will be no more gunshots.
I'm glad to see your interest.
I'd recognize this penmanship anywhere.
It's all over now. It's over.
Where's the other one
You told him to get rid of them.
to stay abreast of the latest styles.
Hmm. Looks like somebody's husband's coming home tonight.
We hate her.
Don’t talk about me like I’m not here
I bet Lloyd got a kick out of it.
♪ Pick guitar, fill fruit jar ♪
Jezebel.
Boy bye!
That's all?
I'm going to have a baby,
Maybe it will be.
Swell.
because this is going in the hairdo hall of fame.
Honey, time marches on.
Well, I do. There, I said it.
♪ On the bayou ♪
considering the fact that the Dry Prong lines
But there was also a horrible, evil,
Sure enough!!
They're in my bag. Is he wet?
Help.
to marry the two most worthless men in the universe
Come on home, honey.
No. We're not going target shooting. Forget it.
I'll be the one in the veil down front.
Owen Jenkins.
Shelby.
Hi.
Don't put ice down my back!
I fed Baby Renz but not Alex, okay?
Poor Chief …
Luke, don't you give your clients condoms!! It's tacky!!
She had six fingers.
Well I'm gettin' kinda drowsy, so the moment has come, to tumble into bed while the sheep take my chum. Call them off please! Hey! Not outside! Please! Not outside sheep! Truvy!
[M'Lynn] I try.
The sooner my body gives out, the better off I'll be.
Yes.
I don't want to expose myself to anything.
I hope you're satisfied.
But we've got to get to the moon to get my makeup kit! Well, as every good space captain knows, if you ever get lost, you can find your way by following the constellations. Isn't that right, Space Captain Clairee?
I was there
I just threw the rest together.
Oh, my feet itches so bad, so it’s really itchy still.
Your technique is really good.
Is that whose name you're taking in vain?
Lord, I wish I could understand.
Yes Anelle, I pray
His heart's in the right place.
Hit this!
That explains a lot.
It's time.
“L have a brain tumour.
It was at Jackson's uncle's place on the river.
Oh, Mama.
Drink the juice.
Oh, no.
Put the cords behind the pole.
Oh, shit!