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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
if they got covered in bird shit
Is that all you're going to say?
Oh! Thank you.
Okay Truvy, one more time. Pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha. Pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha. Pbb, ha, pbb-pbb, ha.
My colors are blush and bashful
And I don't recall having seen you before.
You stop that. You're a professional now,
Tori
Impossible to get out.
who's filling in for joaquin pax? patricia southall.
Looks like you're gonna need a Mouseketool to reach me. Where's Toodles? Quick. Everybody say, "Oh Toodles!"
Does he ever listen?
Would you call this color grape or aubergine?
I'm going to talk some sense into you.
and sit on the back porch covered with grandchildren
You got plenty of money.
who's filling in for oprah winfrey? john geekie.
Of course, I pick her name out of the grab bag.
Well done Jessi.... Spoken like a true smartass
I wonder what Drew and Belle must be feeling about this.
Her brownie kicked in
Yes, you did. Oh, no, I didn't.
Not on your first visit
was never heard from again.
Come on. What will it be?
Oh.
for the last few days
Yes, she is.
Boys, I want to talk to you.
Oh, come on, M'Lynn.
Tommy!
Here's the juice.
this year's Miss Merry Christmas
I shouldn't have gone on the way I did.
I've just been to the dedication of the new children's park.
I was suffering from premenstrual syndrome.
Those shoes...
They're Blush and Bashful.
To clean the kitchen and food prep OR take a nap
Thus is like the bra conversation
What is it?
I am having an affair with a Mercedes-Benz.
That's not funny.
It’s almost time For the Easter bunny
MY colors NOT her
It was the most precious moment of my life.
talking about your kin that way.
Shelby says her half of the operation's easy.
I'm going to make you very happy.
Whoa, M'Lynn! Looks like you're gonna need a Mouse-ka-tool to reach me! Where's Toodles?! Quick. Everybody say, "Oh Toodles!"
Shelby loves you very much.
It says, “Better late than never.”.
We'll zip you up,
I'M A CHAIN
yes beryl siogal are you a member of the hall of seagulls? yes we poop on the rectory at seagullpoootre daseagullpoodme.
Our dancey dance friends, Leslie Hall, and Do-It! Whoo-hoo!
Drink your juice Scott!
I think it's for Daddy.
“Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.”
People are going to be hacking into This poor animal
My unfiltered Fridays
Not that this is any of anyone else's business,
Oh, I'll fix it.
Don't you dare.
It’s okay, honey. We’ll fix it
Promise me you'll think about it
pink carpet specially laid out for my service
Mama, there's...
Ooh!
Nothing like a good piece of ass.
When my husband asks why I spend so much on skincare
It's just that...
Everybody! Tommy, get all these people outside.
You should be kinder to your circulatory system.
Mama never tells anyone anything.
You sure? It's free.
Time for Tupperware!
Could you hand me that bag, Pam?
Oh, really, now?
I want you to meet Annelle.
Mama, I don't know why you have to make everything so difficult.
It looks like it's bleeding to death.
Good morning.
Daily affirmation
Drum, sweetheart, I'm on the phone!
[ Woman On P.A. ] Rodriguez, dial 7-4. Dr. Rodriguez, dial 7-4,, please.
Just because I'm bragging on you, don't get lazy.
My God.
You'd give your dog a kidney if he needed one.
What's Jackson giving you? Do you know?
Just tell me what you said.
Got a prayer request
I'm sorry, Ouiser. This whole thing has gotten out of hand.
and say “no” and “stop that.”.
Fine.
Just open, open your eyes
I made everybody cry. Sony.
Reminded me
I've been trying to show Jackson everything. He's never been to the festival.
It's my dialysis.
told me a big secret.
and I think that in Shelby's case,
Ahh.
Oh. That's wonderful.
all you wanna do on your day off is sleep
My watch says, that it's time for us to say, "Hey kids, gather around for Biz's Beat of the Day!" Oh, no!!!
Calories, calories.
Jaxon Spottke 10/5/2016
Call Connolly's Funeral Home.
What?
I'll bet I have something that will do.
If it had hair, a Saint Bernard.
Oklahoma heat....
Our motto at Capelli
Nope.
Sure.
What can we do to help?
What bushes? I can’t see shit
Shelby. Shelby, you need some juice.
with good ol' Southern values...
♪ Fast falls the eventide ♪
Look. I went to the fire sale
I don't know how you're doing on the inside, honey,
It's hell to be poor and hired out.
Melissa Don’t talk about me like I’m not here
and I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could help myself.
He's going to be fine.
Oh, Truvy, hush. It's true.
It makes you pretty.
It works!
When you work a seven-day stretch on an offshore oil rig
Oh, I love mine.
just a minute.
This is from Shelby.
You're acting like a child.
There's somebody that wants to see you.
Shelby?
♪ Through all time we'll be ♪
Hold your head up.
There you go, there you go.
Rhett!
There's a big difference.
I'm going to support the arts in this area.
this is it. I have found it I am in hell
This is my favourite part.
Well... I really do love football.
I'm going to put this little one to bed.
Who the hell are you?
Good morning.
No...
Jackson.
That looks like an autopsy.
The only reason people are nice to me
Then you are going to church with me.
I want to take something that freezes beautifully.
The radial pulse is weaker.
she is right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.
Not today you won't.
We're going to drop those beans off at the Eatenton house.
Be a soft-spoken dog.
I didn't see a car.
I'm a beautician.
Don't joke about it, Spud
I can't talk about it.
has been causing a nervous condition in my dog.
Shane peeing longest on water bottle. Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?
I'd love to be able to run my fingers through it and go.
Happy birthday Ronnie! You’re how old?!?
Oh but the making up can be so romantic
Honey, drink, please.
every pink flower west of the Mississippi,
I’m a chain! I’m a chain!
I'm fine.
Tommy Lee, get your fingers out of the frosting.
There.
a cup of fruit cocktail with the juice,
I'm sure I have something that will do.
Do you want your child to be a virtual student or not? These are not difficult questions!
I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly
Bye Biz! Yeah Biz, thanks a lot!
who's filling in for gayle king? stephanie sparling.
how M'Lynn puts up with that.
All the people want to hear about is touchdowns and injuries.
Happy Birthday Heather! You Know I love you more than my luggage!
Good night.
I suspected this all along.
and I wish you'd be happy, too.
It is. So I serve it over ice cream to cut the sweetness.
Ouiser.
She gave me a place to live.
and told them to send me a warm body.
I don't like Belle Marmillion.