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Can I help you, sir?
What can I do for you?
Well, I guess we can't keep it a secret any longer.
Would you like a ride?
And last, but never least,
Anything you want?
Merry Christmas.
Eles: nunca diga I'M FINE EU:
[Ouiser] I'll write a check. I support art. I just don't have to see it.
He marched in,
M'Lynn... you're in my prayers, honey.
You are playing hard to get.
That's simple. You don't need to write that down.
This baby is not exactly great news.
and beryl bonk and i believe we should hand half of the clutter tax over to beachfront. because i believe already %89 of it has been invested this year. yes this will be our sign out the front: "donald trump lynne clutterbuck's bitch! ditch the witch lynneliar! clutterseagullbuck!"
What's- Oh, my God!
They don't give a damn about that grape shit.
I'll tell you what I wish.
HELL WEEK
♪ And pray his love ♪
that's what really melts my butter *gadp
You got a reindeer up your butt
Oh, darling.
She's the first Miss Merry Christmas in history
if you would find ways to occupy your time.
I know now I was suffering from premenstrual syndrome
Tell me some of your most bizarre cases,
Deb, you know I love you more than my luggage
His bid was 6,000 under mine.
It could have been worse.
Shane peeing longest on water bottle. Just shut the fuck up! What the fuck did you say?
I'm glad to see the two of you made up.
Good morning.
Shelby!
Thank you, Bark.
These are not difficult questions.
I have a strict policy
Get off my- Good.
and you mix and bake at 350
I'm just too colourful for words.
I just moved into town not too long ago.
What kind of dog is that?
It was fabulous.
to get delicate pink nail polish.
I got to get her something. Put that on the list.
Alright. I'm glad that Biz's Beat is over now M'Lynn. Okay kids, see y'all next time! Bye-bye!
I feel sorry for them, you know?
because of that unfortunate motel thing.
Are you speaking of Our Lord?
Take a whack at Ousier!!
No, you're not.
You can't screw up her hair.
just... peace.
Calories Calories
It's in the foyer up the staircase.
I think your elves have gone berserk.
How many bridesmaids?
That's disgusting.
Honey, her coiffure card's in a box on the counter.
I was running around drinking, smoking.
we'd like to name it Shelby,
In my class at the trade school,
Oh now that’s attractive, Ouiser
Mama, this nail polish is drying way too dark.
Why?
I doubt it. She got hit in the head.
Now.
♪ Down on North Walker street ♪
A doc- Help!
I have no idea what to get your father.
I'M A CHAIN!
Where did you find this?
Of course they can.
All right.
And Daddy always says,
1... 2... 3...
Eat a real dinner.
It's in the “Freezes Beautifully” section of my cookbook
Myrtle, the champagne glasses, they're all broken.
i just wanna go back back to 1999 take a ride to my old neighbourhood, i just wanna go back to hit me baby one more time, wanna go back wanna go back. i just wanna go back my mtv on my cellphone does anyone remember how we did it back then? oooh maybe we should go back in time, ooooh maybe we should do it tonight tonight's the night
Grey
Me. Didn't your mama tell you?
Shelby, get my things.
Miss M'Lynn, I don't know if this is the right time or place,
♪ Made thee mine 4;?
Miss Clairee, there are still good times to be had.
There was no noise...
That was his idea of breaking the news gently?
Ferns, dancing, tons of people,
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I wonder how much radio stations sell for.
We are awful. We are all hateful, awful people.. Here, all we've been talking about is weddings and psychotic animals.
Ouja
they don't get hidden.
Welcome to... Oh my. Mama I don't have anything to cut the ribbon with. Let's call for a Mouseketool. Everybody say, "Oh Toodles!"
M'Lynn!
What motel thing? I don't live here any more. Remember?
You told me about 40 times.
This one was not bad at all. It was not bad at all.
Is he all right?
I'm intrigued. Are you married or not?
So, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?
First Nancy Beth dethroned
Go ahead and slap her We’ll sell t shirts that say I slapped Bobbi Gannon
I'm a chain!
Mrs. Eatenton, you have great hair.
You made a very good catch, Shelby.
That's quite a walk.
♪ Cause I'm the leader of society ♪
Sony, Miss- Sorry, Miss Ouiser.
I'm not speaking to you.
Run on down, hmm?
Oh, it was probably one of those last-minute jitter things.
Our Motto at Capelli
Here, M'Lynn. Thanks.
Dr. Mitchell told her on her last appointment...
My grandson's idea.
Okay. But first, hiccup, I need something to help tap the rhythm. Oh. I know. Why don't we check our Mouseketools?
That's all right, honey. Oh, it's all right.
I'm sorry You look like regular shit.
when I go to bed,
When You Get Overrun With Corporate Initiatives
How precious is this wedding going to get?
That's the nicest.
Must be nice to be married to a rich lawyer.
Did you and Sammy get tangled up in the tinsel?
♪ Thilbodaux, Fontaineaux ♪
Movie! Movie!
Oh, yes?
Oh, Truvy, I'm sorry.
Shelby!
Good to see you, too, Ouiser, Owen.
I don't know.
Now, it's almost time for the Easter bunny.
that which does not kill us makes us stronger
Get your fingers out of the icing.
Okay, Mama. I said I'd be right there.
It cost me 60 bucks to rent this sucker.
Of course you can.
When I was in school, my friends and I would dress up as nuns
Hey Shelby, what time is it? Um, let's see what my watch says.
Don't give all these to me.
Me Dealing with My Backyard Bird Problem
Are you listening to me, Spud?
Looks good Looks real real good!
How long has she been this way?
About three weeks.
[ TV Continues ]
Shut up! You’re making a fool out of yourself!
very, very careful.
What is going on?
This isn't like Jackson
Quando me dizem: NUNCA DIGA I'M FINE EU :
Ouiser, talk to him! He'll listen to you!
The money's real nice and all,
Louie!
Dearly beloved...
which perfume are you gonna buy? versace dylan blue.
Oh, Mama, I'm sorry.
This funny-looking thing?
I've got to get these beans to the Eatentons,
A little more in her, she'll be all right.
My colours are Blush and Bashful.
Oh, Jack.
I'm just Too colorful for words
Drum says you never left her side for a second.
I can't even begin to think how you make Grey icing.
♪ Just to ride the ponies ♪
You should have drowned them at birth.
Yeah! Hit them again!
No. Juice is better.