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I don't know if you can quite visualize it, but it's called a lateral...
And do I want to find out?
...like now, I'm gonna guide you inside me.
I've been wondering maybe about possibly buying a futon...
Emotional and physical love.
Great.
The question is whether you like having her around.
Don't worry about the technical stuff. You're a poet.
I mean, why not go all the way?
I don't... I don't go to any church or...
I had a feeling it was never going to happen...
Does it feel good? It does.
She didn't seem to.
Basically, in spite of all the mirrors, I couldn't see where I was going.
I'm really sorry.
What does your husband do? He's a philosopher.
Okay. Whoa. There you go.
Beer? No, I'm okay.
Come on in. I'm Vera, one of Mark's helpers.
Oral sex is a matter of taste.
Yeah.
Hey! Ha!
...three beautiful women who all loved me.
And stamina is key in cunnilingus.
Describe some of your feelings.
Okay, your mind.
There you go.
How much I was touched by that?
...depending on how I feel...
That sounds perfect.
Shit. Is it really in?
...I fought with her and made her cry.
I try to help people with sex problems that can be addressed.
She left.
george i told ya not to get chocolate and sample and fall down! boing good riddance faye you reeehhichekkiechy!
It was quite a lovely poem, really.
Let me...
Good morning, UC Berkeley. May I please speak to someone...
The fact that I'm already happy does not seem to be relevant.
It's amazing to me how often God is brought into the sex act.
Piece of cake. Heh.
His was a dynamic voice in a paralyzed body.
Okay, then.
That fills most of the cup.
She held my penis.
- Hi, Sandy. - Hi, Mark. How you doing?
Really? Yes.
They think they threw me out, but I threw them out.
Oops. Too late. What floor?
"Did She Reciprocate Your Feelings?"
I haven't even seen my penis for over 30 years.
That's good.
Oh, God! Oh, God.
Okay, the purple one.
Bye.
...given the right sort of partner.
Would that be any good for you?
No, everything will be provided.
Yeah.
Because I never... Mark, take a deep breath.
Well, it obviously troubles you.
This is not exactly a confession. I haven't yet done the deed.
He thinks a lot.
Hello. This is Cheryl. Hi. It's Laura.
...and I was able to get on top and guide him in quite easily.
Boom, just like that. That's very funny.
That's correct.
I just need to get to sleep.
I don't want you to tolerate anything. Okay.
For how long?
Well, you definitely achieved penetration.
May I suggest you try to enjoy it more?
...in the Biblical sense, so to speak?
So I understand you're able to have an erection.
I need you to be aware of that. But that's about it.
Well, I'm sure there's a cure for that.