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quiet muffin
Because no feeling feels like that feeling
We have to do something, guys.
grayson
while they wait for mark kirkland to make andrew magnum 2
Well, well, well.
Will you marry me?
because he gave us what we thought we wanted.
They got away-
You were saying?
"Animal know"?
I hope you enjoyed my show.
So, what have we got?
Forever.
quiet muffin
MAKE SOME COLD CALLS?
And Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog!
I'm not Constantine. My name is Kermit.
To London!
I'm number one!
Yeah, what do you got there?
In the Big House
You know, I missed all of you so much.
Yeah, that sounds great but I'm just not sure...
- Oh, good boy! - Great job!
quiet muffin
Walter and Fonzie have quit the Muppets.
That's right, folks. They're finally tying the knot.
But in the meantime
Did you make that kitty-cat outfit?
I know what you're waiting for
Sure.
Row“, come here. Come here, come here.
No. One
We don't have any evidence!
Would every Kermit be quiet!
Have you studied your Kermit tapes yet?
Where does he keep all those suitcases?
- I'm... - He's...
What's a lemur?
The Tower of London.
Let's go!
You Better Hide Kermit Tonight.
And now, I wanna tour manage you guys.
That's why we got to get out there now
And I said I wasn't going to do this.
Kermit!
Am i waering sign that says "Screw You"
Or 11 years
He's Constantine, the world's most dangerous...
I thought you guys had forgotten about me.
Again!
Or, if I might be so bold,
Don't you know me? I'm Kermit the Frog!
And I know where we need to play next.
We'd never forget about you.
Together a-...
Silence, Constantine. The game is up.
It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect pig.
No.
Did Somebody Say Motherfucker?
Oh, no, you don't.
See? Just calm down. Just relax. See? Just calm down. Just relax.
For leading the largest mass break-out in Gulag history.
I want you to conquer the world. Do an international tour.
quiet muffin
Someone's coming. Abort!
Fine.
How can there be two Kermits?
I thought it was the end
Yeah, those were paid dancers.
Hey! Pepperoni!
Constantine, the world's most dangerous stick........
dear dreamworks, you've done the bad guys now can you please announce the bad guys 2 right now
- Fozzie, come with me. - Yes, sir.
It's El Muppet Telethon,
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...
Give up, Constantine. I've got you now!
I could never lose you.
Poopenburgen'?
Did Somebody Say Fuckhead?
Yes!
That may be problem. Let me think, Number Two.
For your security
in Holy Matrimony before the presence of God.
Okay, I am inundated with offers of management at the moment.
You're all terrible.
Since we're playing such a big theater, let's stick with what we know.
basketball basketballl
No! They've made the show even worse!
in sickness and in health, so help you God?
Listen, I'm telling you, you've got the wrong frog!
Thanks for seeing me at my regular booth, Muppets.
which is kept in the Statue Room at the Prado Museum.
- My name is "Jean." - Okay, Shawn.
We'll catch the swine
- Sam. - Shut up.
What?
Sure.
Darling, you set my world on fire.
You want to get a bigger piece of the pie
This is gonna work, Kermit. I'll see you on the outside.
Kissy-kissy!
We're very proud of our eclectic clientele
that Beaker is conveniently wearing.
The Big House!
"Finest wooden teeth."
nonononnonon nonononono
What about the band's marathon jam session?
There must be something bigger going on.
Not so fast.
Of course not. This is child's play for frog of my talent.
The comedian bear is planning on stealing...
It's just going on
We are now positioned to carry out greatest...
Here they come again!
and I'm ready to put our little disagreement
Go, go, go!
Hold on, hold on! There must be some mistake!
Gonzo with the Wind.
That's it, guys, that's it!
I'll make your dreams come true It’s Constantine, Charlie Brown
Well, after you and Miss Piggy get married,
we have a solid week booked in poopenburgen
Oh, no.
Catch froggie! Catch froggie!
I have an announcement!
What are we gonna do without Kermit?
were performing next to the crime scene in Berlin.
What?
with our very special guest star, Lynn Redgrave.
Pack up, go to the wedding,
Of all time, and pin it on those gullible Muppets,
no basketball
luca stearming june 18 on dinsey plus
You do not ever flip me off! I am your fucking father, Leland, you do not ever flip me off!
I didn't like you before I met you.
The audience saw me sing all night
If you are not Constantine, why do you have that mole?
This is how it is done here in Europe.
No, no, no. Do not listen to him!
You're Watching Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit on Dreamworks Aardman You're Watching Monsters Vs Aliens On Dreamworks
It sounds worse than it was.
To be married in two days' time
I think you mentioned that before.