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- Gene. - What did you say?
People forget that Karl Marx was the greatest economist who ever lived,
Well, you know, I'm paid very little.
- He's in the waiting room. - No, she can't hear you.
At Grey, an account man is expected to have ideas,
And then there'd be that baby. How could I love that baby?
Sally does need more attention. She's grieving.
Just yesterday I was in A block
And I think, "There they are, on the other side of the fence."
- Did you say something? - It's my decision, Pete.
- I am mortified. - It's not a good time.
It has also been brought to my attention that a credenza has disappeared,
Damn it, what is with you people? I don't know a damn thing!
Don't be a baby. You should be taking meetings like this twice a week.
to this market, where it can do more good.
- you can shake it, then eat it. - Really?
I came in early to cover for a friend,
Pineapple? What were you thinking? Anything else, sweetheart?
- Sally didn't mention it? - Why didn't you call us or send a note?
- So, do your friends buy Admirals? - I'm sorry, sir. I can't really say.
These are your numbers, but I think we've discovered an interesting strategy.
And you know what else? If you hold an egg up and it has veins in it,
I don't think I could have been any clearer.
Which brings us to the undocumented portion of my assessment.
- Why were you in the art department? - Lane was.
You're a freewheeling career gal with great ideas. Am I wrong?
- I don't even watch the damn thing. - Really? Why not?
"Cab to restaurant: $1.12. Tipped the cab driver: 38 cents.
If there's a power outage, you can feed the entire street for a month.
Do you want to go to the Mets game? Tickets and a watch.
about our meeting this morning.
- This is my third time. - We sent you home before?
- Sure. - I got it. Come on.