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I'm just a housewife. Why are you doing this to me?
I'd have to make 1,000 to keep up with your department.
I guess I can get a little caught up in things and lose perspective.
You look terrible.
Dr. Mendelowitz, the obstetrician, is on duty and will fill in.
so I'm saying this to you. I'm gonna be better.
This is not how I pictured it. Where's all the backslapping?
Have you seen him? Have you been with him?
You're so talented. You should strike while the iron's hot.
- Mommy! Daddy! - Mommy! Mommy!
I want to take you both with me to the promised land.
right after their mid-afternoon naps.
where women who do the same work as men will get paid the same thing.
- She did. - I need his initials.
- Who are you? - It's me.
I suppose that's probably true.
Apparently, we're all backed up. No one will move forward without your approval.
Obviously not with Admiral,
The idea is that everyone is going to have a house, a car, a television...
You see what happens to people who speak up?
Well, thank you. Anything else?
I'd like to have a gold watch one day, but I can't, you know?
- It's not, but I'll have one. - Right now?
No name yet.
Thanks for the call.
They waste paper because they throw out bad ideas.
- Admiral is happy. We're happy. - They're not happy!
It's called addling.
This is a sensitive issue. Businesses hate that.
I don't know why I'm calling. I'm embarrassing myself.
Sure, they hear you're shopping around, they'll want you more, but me?
I don't want to talk to you this way. I've tried it before and it never works.
- No, you don't. - Have a nosh.
I wasn't sure where to put it all.
And?
- And yet I never thought to bring a bottle. - Well, what are we supposed to do?
And I don't know if you read it in the paper, but they passed a law