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I'd do anything to be a senator.
Sitting there all day,
(gasps) Lady Majora.
(grunts)
Gentlemen, today you have the honor
I just don't want to do anything to earn it.
for a bountiful harvest by draining the blood
Plus, I like the way your pecs dance
They got to start cutting you guys into smaller pieces.
(scoffs) The only way we're leaving this place
(giggles) These old things?
Father, we have to get you out of the city.
Obeseus, we gave you the idea that made you rich.
No, I'm not going to run.
boldly lead us into the future.
Wait, what training program?
If Rome had kept worshipping us, everything would have been fine.
to the more prosperous side of town.
CURATOR: Over the next ten years,
Well, if it isn't the champion of Rome himself.
I failed Rome, was a less‐than‐perfect father.
with much land, but no ox to plow it.
Wha?!
Aw, slaves? You shouldn't ha...
Bickering most tragic.
‐(grunts) ‐(whimpers)
What more do you want?
(booing)
but Obeseus was fatter.
As a matter of fact, I just curated
so he got to be good at business.
and I've got a belly full of hot figs. (heaves)
could help us work out our issues.
But it chiseled young Obeseus into quite
and his new work friends
Crowdsourcing a streaming service, eh?
- Mellow and yellow. - (laughs)
♪ You're all invited, so right this way ♪
(grumbles)
(yawns)
then I'll totally free you.